salad dodgers - tubby lyrics
[verse 1: lardball]
time to eat, time to feast
i’m a beast, eat the east
wait for me, i’m coming to lunch now (oh yeah)
why can’t i just sit and enjoy my food?
still some snacks, they’re all un+chewed
say my food is bad you are just crude
wanna eat the new meal, what’s it include?
my food reviewing license just got renewed
i’m on a spree and i’ll probably get sewed
[verse 2: lardball]
i ran out of snacks, i am really mad
you better get away i smell really bad
and extra nuggets to my order i will add
but if i hit the gym you’ll be very glad
(no way)
i gotta only get xxl clothes
the biggest mac is the one i want the most
if i swim here i’ll flood the whole coast
and why not, i’ll take a big french toast
[verse 3: lardball]
i don’t care what i eat
only if it ain’t green
when they see me eat beans
they call me eating machine
you know i can only wear the biggest size jeans
just because i’m big doesn’t make me really mean
after all i only want your food
my hair is greasy, i never shampooed
i sit down all day watching family fued
i said bk is healthy and got tabooed
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