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sammy j - keep it clean (the fuck song) lyrics

keep it clean?
what does that mean?
you mean i can’t say f+ck?
’cause f+ck is obscene?
according to who?
according to you?
well, what about me?
do i get to be offended too
at a word of my choosing?
and stop you from using it
when i’m around?

and i guess you’ll say that it’s not about you
it’s society’s view
the word shouldn’t be said

well, f+ck me dead—that’s just passing the f+ck buck
people like me and you are society, too
and every time we don’t say f+ck
we pump that f+cker up
’til it’s f+cking huge
then everyone thinks the word f+ck is rude

it’s just like the royal family
this linguistic monarchy
words that are born into privilege
and raised from the cot to be taught that they’re not
like the other words in the playground
but the poor word f+ck must look around sometimes
and say, what the f+ck? i tried
to be a normal word
and i don’t know how this occurred

but five hundred years ago, some fat f+ck in england
preferred i wasn’t heard
so he referred the word
up to the board of civility
whose recent decisions included provisions
for tax offsets when keeping slaves
so their moral compass could clearly be trusted
and as a result, the word f+ck got adjusted
to one not befitting virtuous lives
then they went home and bashed their multiple wives

and i guess you’ll say, there’s a time and a place
and some people don’t like the word f+ck in their face
and i get that, i know
i’m just trying to show it’s unfair
’cause i don’t like the word moist
it offends me
it makes me feel ill
but everyone uses it still
if it were up to me
i’d outlaw “moist” and set “f+ck” free
and there are other words as well
that have it far too easy
like “sluice” and “yeast” and “k+mquat”
“gluten”, “sm+gm+”, “womb” and “queasy”

and every time we don’t say f+ck
(f+ck this!)
we pump that f+cker up
(f+ck that!)
and we justify
the f+cking f+cks who still deny the fact
(f+ck them!)
that everyone says f+ck
(f+ck me!)
i do, and so do you
(f+ck you!)
and sometimes when i’m speaking
(f+ck him!)
only a f+ck will do
(f+ck who?)
it’s f+cking earned its place
(f+ck yeah!)
and f+ck it—saying f+ck is fun!
the world has lots of f+cking problems
but the word f+ck isn’t one

- sammy j lyrics

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