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sammy j & randy - there's never been a more exciting time lyrics

another year over
time to relax
q&a made it without getting axed
the audience members have all cleared security
hashtags are being proofread for their purity

and now malcolm’s in charge
tony jones will be fine
’cause there’s never been a more exciting time
to be an australian
this song’s been censored by lawyers
and we’re contractually obliged to remind you
that the opinions еxpressed within this song
are not thosе of the abc
and rest assured, there’s a verse coming up
that also criticizes the alp
’cause we don’t want accusations of bias
to adversely affect our chances of being invited back on tv
but there’s never been a more exciting time!

the year started well for prince phillip at least
most of australia thought he was deceased
until captain abbott declared him a knight
and even the queen said
“this doesn’t smell right!”

and malcolm watched on with the polls in decline
thinking, there’s never been a more exciting time
to be malcolm turnbull
throw some more cash on the barbie!

then the age of entitlement curled up and died
when bronwyn dropped four thousand bucks on a ride
in a chopper that landed poor tony in strife
and the minister for women said to his wife
“darling, it looks like my job’s on the line
and there’s never been a more exciting time
to go into hiding
and sob in the fetal position!”
but we don’t feel sorry for abbott
shorten’s the one out of luck
he signed up to fight captain speedo
and now has to fight scrooge mcduck

but malcolm, don’t get too c+cky
though the nation is under your spell
if you pause to peruse the statistics
then any backbencher can tell
that, historically speaking, you should just resign
’cause there’s never been a less exciting time
to be a prime minister
five in five years + and you’re next in line
leadership spills are a dozen a dime
you or bill shorten + either is fine
we just love watching leaders get stabbed in the spine
so there’s never been a more exciting time!

- sammy j randy lyrics

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