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sammy j & randy - when sammy met randy lyrics

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[both]
let’s take it back to 2004

[randy]
i was drinking too much

[sammy j]
i was studying law

[randy]
i was newly divorced and blowing all my cash on sl+ts

[sammy j]
hot sl+ts

[randy]
but i was

[both]
dead inside

[randy]
and you

[sammy j]
and me
[both]
finished university

[randy]
couldn’t get a job

[sammy j]
and i took it pretty personally

[both]
unemployed and sitting on the couch

[randy]
go ricky!
go ricky!

[sammy j]
no job

[randy]
no wife

[sammy j]
no friends

[randy]
no life
[sammy j]
you’re drunk

[randy]
you’re in financial strife

[both]
if my life were a movie t’would go straight to dvd

[randy, spoken]
brring brring!
brring brring!

[sammy j, spoken]
h+llo, sammy j speaking?

[randy, spoken]
h+llo sammy, it’s charlie bartlan here from d+nkle & d+nkle entertainment agency
i saw your profile on unemployedlosers.com and i see you’re looking for some work?

[sammy j, spoken]
i’ll do anything

[randy, spoken]
can you act?
[sammy j, spoken]
no

[randy, spoken]
can you dance?

[sammy j, spoken]
no

[randy, spoken]
can you start tomorrow?

[sammy j, spoken]
yes

[randy, spoken]
i’m gonna make you a star!

[sammy j]
my name in lights
(you’ll be a star)
my name in
twinkly+d+nkly little neon or halogen lights
and no more nights left

[both]
on my own

[randy]
at the bar
with a white russian

[sammy j]
what was her name?

[randy]
vladimir

[sammy j]
what was she drinking?

[randy]
white prussians

[sammy j]
that’s ironic

[randy]
why?

[sammy j]
nevermind

[randy]
i don’t even get it

[both]
but she walked away

[randy]
’cause i refused to pay her for a private
dance!

[sammy j]
i’d never danced before

[randy]
dance!

[sammy j]
peeled back the curtain and i crossed the floor

[randy]
dance!

[sammy j]
love in my eyes, fire in my soul
i adjusted my bra and i

[both]
grabbed that pole

[randy]
who’s that lady on the stage?

[sammy j]
who’s that purple dude twice my age?

[randy]
well i’m looking at her

[sammy j]
and he’s looking at me

[randy]
i’ll say i’ll slip y’a little tippy if you sit on my knee

[sammy j]
well, i needed the cash

[randy]
yeah, and i needed the love

[sammy j]
so i sat on your knee

[randy]
and i rubbed you

[both]
up and down, down, down

[randy]
i felt your b+lls

[sammy j]
you felt my b+lls

[randy]
i felt ashamed

[sammy j]
i felt appalled

[randy]
and we

[both]
agreed to keep it secret and decided we would just be friends

- sammy j randy lyrics

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