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samurai jack & the furious five - black friday lyrics

[intro]
alright
highly antic-p-ted
f-cking hoes
alright-
harvey
f-ck!

[verse 1: thomas payne]

i’m dropping hot shit like explosive diarrhea
about to bang your girl no onomatopoeia
i got more bars than a soap factory
i always stay clean
from the soap-satisfactory
try to test my facility
we stay the furious five
more dope lines so they call me cocaine
villainous like bane
breaking bruce wayne’s it’s insane
when i rap i win tho cause i’m thomas payne
get it? window payne?
it’s a pun and i rap for fun
i’m seasoned as a rapper
when i rhyme they call me thyme or rosemary
you lactose intolerant
cause i’m legendairy
oh shit that’s f-cked up
like sex in elevator
so fly i’m an aviator
f-ck you leonardo dicaprio!

we live in this b-tch

[verse 2: patty ice]

all i hear is that n-gg- patty nice
shit, you could say that twice
not you motherf-cker you have lice
all i do is slice and dice
and i put that on my dude jesus christ
he saved us all
so now my life is ball
i’m tired of yall
no thot i won’t answer your call
d-mn ice you pretty tall
i’m 6′ 3 n-gg-
but don’t be bitta
shout out to my boy chicago
he a real hitta
he’ll make your -ss run for the shitter
he’ll make your -ss look like you need a d-mn baby sitter
but enough about that
your girl is given me [?] run
shit i f-ck b-tches for fun
l-m-a-o on that note i’m done

[t-suth]

t-suth back in this thang
turkey shit how long you’ve been waiting man?
it’s time to give you that new shit
let’s go

[verse 3: t-suth]

i got better bonds with my dudes
than harry and ron’s magic wands
all i do is catch gold b-lls
and i ain’t talking about quidditch
check my p-ssport
i’m heading out the country
since red wine dropped life’s been real funny
i’m heading to hawaii with thomas and riley
rappin’ just turned to biscuits and gravy
so for thanksgiving day i’ll been in the pacfic with the navy
new shit’s real wavy new shit’s real crazy
how t-suth came from nothing to something
and i ain’t bluffin’
when i say enough is enough
shit i got to go
patrick’s out the door
we about to make history
it’s a mystery
how the indian, pilgrims
left their misery behind just to rhyme
i ain’t got the time for these silly little games
dragon tales
cause all i do is spit flames

[thomas payne]

f-ck that b-tch
shout out to harvey
shout out to mu
shout out to naushad
shout out to dylan mackie
shout out to cody
shout out to carol steele
shout out to patsy
shout out to all the mothers that made this happen
you guys are what really counts

[answering machine]
h-llo
no one is available to take you call
please leave a message after the tone

[shady shad]
aye t-suth, t-suth
where you been fam?
it’s been about a week since i’ve seen your -ss
shit, i know you really didn’t make that time machine
shit
ya’ll better come back soon
alright 5, man if ya’ll f-ck with thanksgiving
we got some real problems shit
aye ice
dm me if you still alive foo
peace

- samurai jack the furious five lyrics

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