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sanduwich - pee pee poo poo lyrics

[verse 1]
i pee pee poo poo in my pants
i can’t dance
got all you poo poos in a trance
watch me while i make my pee pee stance
see me man-y, eating some mayonnaise
i rap all these songs for days
i cut my poo poo with razor blades
it leaks the pee pee like a urine trays
cause i mix it with my joystick from the arcades
mark lays on these pee pee poo poos for the g-ys – yeah
i hate f-gs
h-m-s-xuality is a lie
i want them all to die so they can go to h-ll and fry ay!
maybe just let em’ all cry, ay!
so i can sit here and push em’, 64superkai oof, oof, ya!

[verse 2]
i m-st-rb-t- on the p–py master race
having a big pee pee, with a radar you can trace
to suffer more i bring a can of mace
my pee pee so big it floats in sp-ce
it boats away, yeah yeah my plea say
that it won’t ever touch a boys face
i swear i’m not a f-g
i like the girls
especially the ones with no curls
that’s right i like em’ straight;
cause i find it harder to m-st-rb-t–
when they’re doing some stupid g-y stuff ugh!

[verse 3}
sorry, i just hate mental illness-
it makes the people rich that are frickin’ sk!ll-less
like me, like you, like pee pee poo poo, you see- ah!
i never thought i’d be the one to say that you are g-y
it just doesn’t need to be said
it’s obvious by your stupid big fat dumb pee pee poo poo head
ay, yuh!
my rhyming scheme is stricter than a regime of a soldier
i just write down words and they work like heat to a solder
try not to smoulder to long on that fact i’m bolder and older
get crushed by a boulder
it’ll taste like a pee pee poo poo that’s worse than a big stinky jew you can smell through
the forest, stoic florist, sitting patiently waiting for the chorus;
there is none, i don’t like repet-tion, unless it’s pee pee poo poo then go right ahead and add one. woo!

[verse 4]
go ahead and play your little games
i just wanna see some pee pee poo poo that you made;
it hurts to hold it in so long;
why don’t you go on and take out your shlong
it’s big thick, juicy, and long
like a shriveled up king kong ding dong
pee pee poo poo for me one more time
if you don’t i’ll consider it a crime
try not to mime, just let em’ flow at the same time;
it tastes so divine! yah!

- sanduwich lyrics

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