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sans beanstalk - 2010-ish (uk throwback) lyrics

[verse 1]
oi, peanut a nerd
that george samson’s nicked my bird
back from school and all i’ve learned:
dj b+tton’ll get the crowd turnt
now we’re taking turns
giving ourselves some chemical burns
rolled up sleeves on a short+sleeved shirt
n+dubz hat with the ends upturned
and now i’m fraping a mate
now his status says he’s gay
hold my chin while facing away
middleton’s +rs+ is saving the day
ipod touch, i’m sinking a carling
ksi’s not yet got jarring
lucozade and the toxic waste
if somebody dies then we all get as

[interlude]
and i hope it’s ashley cole
or anyone that didn’t vote for diversity
anyway, i’m gonna abbreviate words and plank at argos

[verse 2]
f+ck joseph kony
i’ll smack him in his dome
he’s got posters up in town
but i’ve got cheryl back at home
see my mum’s whip
i’m sat beside her
bumping that tinchy stryder
acting all sus because
my clothes are separating cider
[verse 3]
ask your girl
she knows
ri+ri top and chinos
pixie’s legs, have you seen those
dj talent’s a f+cking g, bro
like for a like, boosting the ego
moat’s on a mad one
mate, where’d he go?
my kicks are rizzled
my lethal’s bizzled
i miss john tickle
my usage of the word “banter” has more than tripled
bantersaurus
i’m looking flawless
collar popped on my superdry
but the girls aren’t dry when they see me
try that move from the jls chorus
(the pulsing)
my trim’s enormous
got tickets to see transformers
but the 3d lenses been popped out
by the lads before us

[interlude]
yeah, i think they’re actually taking them down the shopping centre
gonna walk up and down past hollister a few times, y’know
hoping to get scouted
yeah, they only hire, uh, children they think are attractive
which is… fine, apparently
[verse 4]
one bounce, aim for the shins
kid with a fringe
pics by the swings
crepes or pancakes, oh that’s bants mate
i’m banging on about bacon and things
eyelash car, it’s caked in dings
jeremy kyle, i’ll break his chin
gary barlow and the commonwealth band
feat. military wives are raking it in
oi, tonight is the night
i’m getting her back
aztec print and an obey hat
clench my jaw, get a photo of that
snap
keep calm n’ that
i’m still scarred by the guy in trapped
heard you wanna be facebook famous
get that status, act like a tw+t
swag
got a ten+foot bag
bieber’s trim but i still look bad
all my gs got nike ids
pepperamis and a drawstring bag

[chorus]
2010s (oi)
i could never do that again
2010s (oi)
tagged in an album, “mems”
2010s (oi)
not reading of mice and men (f+ck that)
2010s (oi)
2010s (yolo)
[outro]
aw mate, i hope everyone at… krafts… gets swine flu. evil people

- sans beanstalk lyrics

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