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sans beanstalk - utter bloke nonsense lyrics

utter woke nonsense
utter woke nonsense
utter woke nonsense
utter woke, utter woke

green hair, nah, get yourself a pink scalp
s+xist, big doubt
got out the klink now
bird to the darts, said babe, get your tits out
my pr+nouns? too busy, drinking stout

venti lager, five and change
donating that to fight for climate change
‘cus why would i want a bag for life
i’ve already got one and her name’s sue

don’t rate tuche, mate, he’s a german
strudels are worse than neurodivergence
mate, this is urgent, i’m not quite certain
i’m reading a brochure, i think there’s a turban

wearing a sherman, sunny excursion
where is the surgeon, tan needs reversing
oh, we caught boots, don’t need anti+persperant
feel like hurting a gingerbreadperson
(the world’s gone mad, mate, how am i supposed to eat this gingerbreadperson without knowing whether it’s got a little gingerbread w+lly or not, mate? mate, i can’t eat it without knowing it’s ginger gender)
utter woke nonsense (i need to know if it’s got a w+lly)
utter woke nonsense (draw a w+lly out of icing)
utter woke nonsense (i won’t eat one who hasn’t got an ici+)
utter woke, utter woke+

+nonsense, head like bronson’s
back in my day, paint sponsored the johnson’s
lineker’s gone, son, finally won one
give it roy chubby brown now or we’re on one

but i bet they’ll give it malala
nice one, starmer
go drink zero beer with your partner
how can a corner flag have a s+xual preference? doesn’t have a d+ck

i was gonna buy a jag, but now i’m not
i was gonna fly j+pan, but now i’m not
i was gonna apply to bath, but now i’m not
was definitely gonna do all those things

this is important, this ain’t a joke
magic’s amazing, but potter’s gone woke
snake should be played by alan brazil
and i’ve heard that they’ve given ron tuberculosis

f+ck monzo, f+ck remote working
tyson’s the champ and tommy is a virgin
girls at oasis, they’re undeserving
mrs. brown’s boys for bafta, i’m certain
eurovision, mate, that’s woke
bristol, brighton, f+ck them both
zonal marking may just spark it
if i don’t get it, must be woke

- sans beanstalk lyrics

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