sarah donner - the motherfucking pterodactyl lyrics
he is the motherf-cking pterodactyl
here to
ptero you a new… -ssh0l-
yes, it’s true
he ate 10,000 lightning bugs
kissing his bowels like a million hugs
he shat them out
one phosph0r-scent night
painting it like
christmas lights
he is the motherf-cking pterodactyl
here to
ptero you a new… -ssh0l-
yes, it’s true
his plumage is the best in town
all the hoes
touch his s-xy pteroid bone, oh!
yes he do put the t-rex to shame
his p-ssy arms on that
p-ssy frame
oh
he is the motherf-cking pterodactyl
here to
ptero you a new… -ssh0l-
yes, it’s true
he enjoys his hobbies too
he smokes his pipe
rollerblades and finds ladies to woo, oh!
yes, it’s true
he rode with the tri-ssic crew
that includes lystrosaurus, and plateosaurus, too
ooh, ooh, ooh
he is the motherf-cking pterodactyl
here to
ptero you a new… -ssh0l-
he is awkward on the floor
his feet are sh-t and
his balance quite poor
he hooked up with a grizzly bear
they made love under the sea, and everywhere
yes that bear gave birth to a motherf-cking bear-odactyl
who just might tear you a new…
so beware, motherf-ckers, beware
he is the motherf-cking pterodactyl
he is the motherf-cking pterodactyl
remember him
remember his song
remember his tire iron and
his enchanting thong
he’s the motherf-cking pterodactyl
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