saturday night live - deep thoughts: thanksgiving advice lyrics

[announcer]
and now, deep thoughts by jack handey

[jack]
if you’re at a thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend you’re eating it but instead put it into your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. then later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big cough and throw the ball to the ground. then say, “boy, these are good cigars.”