saturday night live - fresh prince lyrics
[will]
in west philadelphia, born and raised
on the playground is where i spent most of my days
when a coupla guys, they were up to no good
started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said
[will’s mom]
you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
[will]
i looked at my kingdom, i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
turns out, the guys i fought weren’t regular thugs
they were a powerful gang runnin’ guns and drugs
and because of our fight, one went to jail
so they followed me all the way out to bel-air
[thug]
y’all ready to do this? let’s go out there and k!ll that nerd!
[will]
they barged right through the door, started trashin’ the place
till uncle phil got all up in the leader’s face
he said
[uncle phil]
son, i’m a judge, so you better think twice
[will]
then they beat my uncle phil within an inch of his life
[uncle phil]
call somebody, carlton!
[will]
carlton p-ssed his khakis and snitched me out
[carlton]
he’s hiding outside in the poolhouse
[will]
so i got out of there as quick as i came
lay low in a motel hidin’ from that gang
then this lady showed up, and here’s what she said
[mysterious woman]
i’m fbi, you stay here, you’re dead
[will]
at that very moment, i was frozen with fear
she said
[mysterious woman]
you wanna stay alive, you gotta disappear
[will]
cut to the city morgue where i was scared and confused
she’s dressin’ a dead body in my clothes and my shoes
says she needs my t–th and a coupla hairs
to make the thugs think the body’s the fresh prince of bel-air
[news anchor]
the body in the car has been identified as a philadelphia man who, according to friends, enjoyed chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and
[will]
i watched my own funeral from behind a tree
i saw my momma cry as they buried me
i said, “can i just let her know that i’m all right?”
she said
[mysterious woman]
now you’re a ghost, say goodnight
[will]
i woke up in a warehouse on the mad oc
with a scary j-panese man lookin’ at me
[mysterious woman]
the debt is repaid
[will]
the fed said to the man
then i asked her, “yo, what the f— is happenin’?”
she said
[mysterious woman]
i’m not fbi, i’m sorry that i used ya
but my father owes a lotta money to the yakuza
[will]
so all of this was just a crazy ploy?
[henchman]
silence, worm! you’re a n0body boy
[will]
didn’t know what that was, didn’t wanna find out
but they burned off my fingerprints and duct-taped my mouth
then gunshots, and the henchman dropped
the philly thugs entered holding nines and glocks
[thug]
yo, philly’s my town, yoshiro
[will]
said the thug to the man
[thug]
so gather up your crew and go back to j-pan
[will]
the man just smiled and quietly answered
[yakuza boss]
gentlemen, please teach our guests some manners
[will]
both crews opened up, bullets flyin’ past
the redhead got hit with a shotgun blast
in the center stood a man, n0body knew who he was
[thug]
who the h-ll are you?
[uncle phil]
you can call me the judge
[will]
woo! uncle phil said
[uncle phil]
you need to get off the grid!
you can never go back to the life that you lived
[will]
so i crawled on the floor past the red-headed traitor
and her last words were
[mysterious woman]
yo homes, smell ya later
[will]
and that’s my story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside-down
and if anybody asks, just sit right there
and tell ’em i became jasper mitch-ll of white ridge, new hampshire
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