saturday night live - sound of music: rolf and liesl lyrics
[liesl]
i am sixteen going on seventeen
i know that i’m naïve
fellows i meet may tell me i’m sweet
and willingly i believe
[rolf, spoken]
that’s true!
[liesl]
you are seventeen going on eighteen
[rolf]
actually, i’m thirty+three
[liesl, spoken]
wait, what?
[rolf]
i know i look young
and i said i’m young
but i lied i’m thirty+three
[liesl, spoken]
you’re thirty+three? but, you ride a bicycle
[rolf, spoken]
well, that’s because i’m very poor, darling
[liesl, spoken]
and you live with your mother
[rolf, spoken]
wow, she’s got a list. look, you’re only as old as you feel
liesl, do you know what statutory means?
[liesl, spoken]
umm… no
[rolf, spoken]
it means i looked it up and we are on the right side of the cusp
[liesl, spoken]
i don’t know, rolf. it’s a pretty big age difference and, i don’t want to say this, but there’s rumors that you’re maybe a n+z+, maybe…
[rolf, spoken]
focus on the age stuff
[liesl, spoken]
well, i don’t know if i can trust you
[rolf]
don’t be dramatic
it’s not a great look
trust me i know what guys like
[liesl]
but i am sixteen
[rolf]
and i am thirty+eight
i’ve had some birthdays since we started talking
[liesl, spoken]
what? thirty+eight? i thought you said you were thirty+three
[rolf, spoken]
oh, let me explain
[rolf]
i am thirty+three
next month i’ll be thirty+nine
baby, i’m forty+one
[liesl, spoken]
rolf!
[rolf, spoken]
liesl! i know you’re freaked out but this is austria nineteen+thirty+bad. in a few months this will be the least of your worries
[liesl, spoken]
you keep saying stuff like that
[rolf, spoken]
can i help it that i’m attracted to you? you’re so mature and sophisticated
[liesl, spoken]
really? you think i seem older?
[rolf, spoken]
yes. what with the complaining and those hefty naturals, honestly, when i first came to the house i thought you were the mom
[liesl, spoken]
oh, i don’t know. you’re a geriatric telegram boy and i’m rich and good with puppets, so you do the math
[rolf, spoken]
i know i’m not perfect, but i’ve talked to mother and i’m moving out
[liesl, spoken]
really? you bought a house?
[rolf, spoken]
no, i rented, with roommates
[rolf]
fritz and hans
and kevin and gerbils
and four other guys named hans
[liesl, spoken]
that’s a lot of n+z+s, but i still don’t know how i feel about dating an older guy
[rolf, spoken]
oh, liesl. age is just a number that the government keeps track of. for example:
[rolf]
i am forty+six
[liesl]
that’s older than my father
[rolf]
d+mn, how s+xy is that
[liesl]
i do like attention
and not to mention
my brain’s
not totally formed
[rolf, spoken]
oh, liesl. i like that so much
[maria, spoken]
that’s he!
[g+ylord von trapp, spoken]
stop it at once!
[liesl, spoken]
papa!
[rolf, spoken]
oh, h+llo, g+ylord
[von trapp, spoken]
oh, shut up!
[rolf, spoken]
but that’s your name, isn’t it? g+ylord von trapp
[von trapp, spoken]
yeah, but you know what you’re doing
[maria, spoken]
oh, just arrest the perv!
[von trapp, spoken]
hey, how old are you, by the way?
[maria]
i’m old enough, but it’s still kinda dicey
[von trapp]
layee odl, layee odl layee+mhmmm
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