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scabs - beatomatic lyrics

i am batman but you can call me bob
and when i see the boy wonder i say yo rob
i used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit
but now i wear all serious because i don’t give a sh-t
i used to bust my b-tt all day fighting crime
but now i rock the house when i say my rhyme
i turn the whole d-mn house into a crazy mob
because i’m batman but you can call me bob

i’ll tell you a little story that happened to me
you see me and robin were cruising down the street
in the batmobile with the lights turned low
a six pack on ice so we were ready to go
the batbox blastin out our old theme song and robin kept on p-ssin me a serious bong
i took a couple of hits the next thing i know
this cop pulls me over to the side of the road
he said, yo what’s yer name boy. god d-mn you look like a slob!
i said, i’m batman but you can call me bob.

i turned to robin and i said its getting late
i got to find myself a woman before i hallucinate
we found this little place so we went inside
they carded robin at the door they asked his age and he lied
i went up to the bar and ordered myself a jack
that’s when i felt this tappin on the back of my back
i turned around and dropped my drink there was this girl in a mink
she was the most beautiful girl i’ve ever see i think
i turned to robin and i said yo this is rob
my name is batman but you can call me bob

i promised to behave so we went back to my cave
she took one look at my place and she started to rave
she gave me a kiss and said i’ll be right back
i’m gonna take off some clothes so that we can relax
she left the room for a minute so i threw on some tunes
i opened up the skylight so we could look at the moon
but when she came back in she had a whip in her hand
it turns out she was the black leotarded catwoman
she started chasing me around sayin she wanted me dead
i grabbed my batarang and hit her right in the head
she went out like a light i said oh man what a night
i took her to the station and they locked her up tight
the sergeant said son you did a real fine jog
i said i’m batman but you can call me bob

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- scabs lyrics

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