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scared weird little guys - surfer chick lyrics

hi, we’d like to do a song about a girl we met on a
trip last summer.
-yeah, an acid trip. so this is a bit of an outta
(outer) sp-ce surfin’ song.
we blasted off for the summer
in our brand new t-bird rocketship
we juiced it up with a neutron pack
and headed off on our surfin’ trip
had our foot to the boards through hyper-sp-ce
i set the computer for our favourite place
now we’re off without a care
crack a six-pack and we’re there
we went into orbit
around the surfin’ galaxy
we waxed our boards with cosmic dust
our sp-ce suits went from neck to knee
i started surfin’ on the microwaves
when i saw a chick and i was amazed
she was the coolest surfer queen
even though her skin was green
she was my 7 foot, 8 eyed, 4 breasted, beach chick
from outer sp-ce
i want to kiss and hold her tight
but her lips aren’t on her face.
somewhere up near alpha centuri

is a place that she calls home
i ask her id she loves me and she says
wowboeboebob (d-ckhead)
the end of summer came around at last
so we headed back to the milky way
i think she was crying when we said goodbye
but it’s hard to tell ’cause she’s got 8 eyes
i went to take her hand but she spontaneously combusted
’cause you see she was made of anti-matter…
…and when matter and anti-matter come together in the
same area of sp-ce, as proved by physics many years
ago, generally things just go bang.
yeah
she was the coolest surfer queen
the universe has ever seen
why?
– i dunno
’cause she’s my 7 foot, 8 eyed, 4 breasted, beach
chick/(sl-t)
a different species
she holds my hand when she goes to the can
she’s got radioactive faeces
somewhere up near alpha centuri
is a place that she calls home
someday i’ll go back to that chick
’cause it costs too much to talk on the phone
we’ll live together in a plastic dome
and from her i’ll never roam

- scared weird little guys lyrics

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