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scary lil dj bean - food cookie lyrics

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[verse 1]
all these homies eatin’ pringles and they get fat
i eat seven cans a day but i ain’t part of that
all these homies countin’ calories
but i be countin’ how much of my salary that i can spend on jellybeans, uhh

eat a box of debbies just for breakfast every day
i got brownies filled with brownies filling up my dinner plate
shakin’ bacon and i’m takin’ just the fat [?] which
to a new world where i eat all my mouth can take it

i got dogs, hot dogs, and you know i drop logs
’til the day that i rise and i’ve had my last fry
and it’s time to drop bars, for who’s in my second life
made the book of world rеcords for eating eighty pounds of rice, uhh

fillin’ up my platе with wonder bread, i ain’t want that rye
these tiny plates can’t hold enough to satisfy
people tellin’ me that i’m gonna die
if i don’t start limiting my intake of pie

(dj, uhh, scary)
i eat beans, i got beans, fried beans
comin’ out my pocket beans
i got jeans filled with beans
pullin’ up i’ll make a scene
goin’ green, growin’ beans in my backyard
yeah you know i go hard
brush my t++th with beans
sippin’ lean that i make from beans
messin’ up the time+sp+ce continuum with beans
with my freaky sp+ce beans, uhh

yeah i know it sounds scary but it’s true
but i’ll go through h+ll just to get to you
when the clock hits three and i’m ’bout to peak
poke you betta run [?] i’mma get you consumed

people just choose to eat when they’re blue
i’ll stop eatin’ food when i’m dead [?]
i drink when i choose
the drip don’t lose
the labels i don’t read
i eat and i [?]

[chorus]
flex my biceps and my shirt rips
serving size for oreos is two, i eat six, uh
start to feel good, start to feel ripped
that’s when you know the klondike bars kicked in

got a hundred stacks, flip+a flip+a hundred stacks
pancakes and you know i’ll eat them faster than the frickin’ rats
koolaid powder mixed with water, i ain’t mess with that
pop the packet in my mouth, yeah i still ain’t fat, uh
[verse 2]
i peel a banana and just eat the peel
i can’t believe that i’m real
[?] psycho for real
i take that baloney and make it a meal

i’m eatin’ eggs ’til i can’t feel my legs
and my throat is in pain but i know it’s all for those gains, yeah

i’m lookin’ like my home chris pratt
lookin’ like him before he got fat
drinkin’ eight cans of beer from the tap
i ain’t even buzzed, want my money back

(where+ you good?)

[chorus]
flex my biceps and my shirt rips
serving size for oreos is two, i eat six, uh
start to feel good, start to feel ripped
that’s when you know the klondike bars kicked in

got a hundred stacks, flip+a flip+a hundred stacks
pancakes and you know i’ll eat them faster than the frickin’ rats
koolaid powder mixed with water, i ain’t mess with that
pop the packet in my mouth, yeah i still ain’t fat, uh
[verse 3]
i just can’t trust celery
if it’s so good, where are all the calories?
i just can’t take it
people attacking and smacking my choice of meal

all these homies sayin i’ll be gettin’ indigestion
i’ll never learn my lesson
contrary to my mom’s suggestions
yeah, you see me with my gallon jug of dr. pepper, just preparin’ my bladder for a whole bunch of chicken tenders, uhh

i can bench more than your dad
i’m at your house with your dad
i’m eating your cheese with your dad
and proving that i can bench more than your dad

and i’m sad when that cheese is gone
and i’ve got to leave your house
’cause the couch is really comfy
and your dad is really cool

- scary lil dj bean lyrics

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