scatterbrain - don't call me dude lyrics
by scatterbrain
from the recording t-tled ‘here comes trouble’
here’s my story, sad but true
about a girl that i once knew.
she broke my heart, i became unglued,
it all started when she called me dude
well today i leave the psycho ward
cause my sentence did conclude:
i had killed a man with my bare hands
because he called me dude
the jury said that i was insane.
temporally insane – brain strain.
but now the doctors say i’m a.o.k.
so i start my new life today.
this story starts some years ago
as i vacationed by the sea.
in the california sunshine
just me & my baby.
i was in love feeling sky high
when a big blonde lifeguard walked by.
he looked at her, she looked at him –
i knew it was good bye.
he took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face.
she looked & laughed & said, “later dude!”
they were gone without a trace
and the waves echoed her laughter
and her words… yo later dude.
later that night i was in such a bad mood
sittin’ in a bar drinkin’ hard, getting stewed
thinkin’ ’bout that girl & how ’bout i’d been screwed
when some guy walks in sits next to me & says
what’s up dude!
i heard the word dude & i became unglued.
slowly i turned, step by step, inch by inch
and put my hands around his neck, and i squeezed…
don’t call me dude!
so that’s how i got where i am
but this ain’t where it ends.
the doctors said they cured me
i said good bye to my crazy friends.
i was smiling as i left that place
my life had been renewed.
the guard at the gate, he stamped my p-ss
and he said, “yo later dude!”
slowly i turned…
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