scatterbrain - swiss army girl lyrics
my girl’s all a man could want
there ain’t no doubt about her
i got a girl and yes indeed-
she’s got everything i need.
you know i tried the rest
and then i built the best.
i built myself a fine machine-
she does more than cook and clean.
i know you’d be impressed with my baby, my lady
my swiss army girl.
i’m a scientific genius and here’s my story,
it all came together in my laboratory.
i couldn’t find a dream girl to become my wife,
then i got this idea from my pocket knife.
now you can call me crazy, dr. frankenstien,
but i built myself a girl and she’s mine all mine.
she’s my baby, she’s quite a lady
she’s my swiss army girl.
she’s my baby, my handy-dandy lady
she’s my swiss army girl.
full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, i’m no fool,
great in bed or around the house-a handy tool.
got 1, 001 uses to suit my needs,
she canges into many things with lightning speed.
now you can call me crazy, dr. frankenstien,
but i built myself a girl and she’s mine all mine.
my girl’s all a man could wish-
she can even scale a fish.
becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a soloflex
and so much more.
you know i tried the rest, and then i built the best.
swiss army girl for me not you-yodel-odel-a-hee-hoo!
she’s my baby, she’s quite a lady
she’s my swiss army girl.
she’s my baby, my handy-dandy lady
she’s my swiss army girl.
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