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schaffer the darklord - intervention lyrics

std: oh… hey guys…

front: hi, schaffer

std: what are you all doing here?

front: i think you better sit down

std: are you kidding me?

jesse d: no, this is dead serious

std: is this seriously an intervention?

front: this is the seriousest intervention

std: what the h-ll, you guys?

front: well, you should ask yourself “what the h-ll?”

std: you know, i really don’t need this right now

jesse d: i think you do, i think you need to hear it

std: alright, you went to all this trouble..

jesse d: thank you

std: say what ya got to say

front: enjoy

dr. awk: hey schaffer, it’s been too long
what ’09 when you went and dropped that bender song?

std: so?

dr. awk: come on, get your sh-t together, i hear you’re smoking the skooma

std: no

dr. awk: this incessant impression’s got me wishing it was a tumor

std: nice

dr. awk: i don’t mean it, your habit’s just starting to eat me
with all that cocaine, you’d think you’d finish an ep

std: come on

dr. awk: you suck now, put the alcohol down
we’re only doing this cuz we want you around

std: whatever

warrock: hey, schaffer it’s safe here, but it’s safer in psychotherapy
there where the drugs and women can’t get to you, like it’s very concerning
i’ve only ever see you either drunk or high
think fans only want to see that darklord guy?

std: i do

warrock: but i think you took this villain stuff a little far
with the drugs and alcohol, only so long before you fall
cuz i care more for mark, std is just a character
i’m only telling you because i care for ya
come on, man

std: i don’t wanna hear it, i don’t wanna hear it
i just wanna disappear, now listen here this isn’t any of your business
i don’t have a problem, you’re the ones with problems

why’re you talking rock-bottom? look i got it, everything is awesome
why don’t you go home, just leave me alone
i mean, come on we could’ve handled all of this on the phone

i don’t need you or your pity or your condescension
wish you’d go away and take your silly little intervention with ya

jesse d: hey schaffer, i’ve missed you
no one knows us better than each other
since the days that we were growing up together
like brothers in nova scotia

std: huh?

jesse d: i blame myself for losing touch, you tell yourself
when someone is hurting that you can only do so much
but you’ve suffered enough

std: true

jesse d: it’s scarcely feels fair
growing up jewish

std: what?

jesse d: queer

std: no!

jesse d: black

std: no!

jesse d: and in a wheelchair

std: the h-ll?!

jesse d: d-mn it, max

std: it’s mark!

jesse d: i can’t do this, i want out. you’re not the man i knew

std: what the h-ll, jesse?

jesse d: i’m literally in the wrong house, i’m sorry

front: schaffer, ain’t your life a sh-tty mess?

std: no

front: does a deep unhappiness permeate it all?

std: no

front: is this even debatable?

std: yes

front: do you intend to take a fall or what?
we’d like some answers, but
can’t seem to pry your d-ck out of -ssorted strippers and burlesque dancers

std: dude!

front: long enough to get your attention, which is ridiculous since you snort add drugs all day

std: come on!

front: plus injections of that hot spoon-cooked “takin’ it easy”
finish your record already, mortality’s only increasing

std: i don’t wanna hear it, i don’t wanna hear it
i just wanna disappear, now listen here this isn’t any of your business
i don’t have a problem, you’re the one’s with problems

why’re you talking rock-bottom? look i got it, everything is awesome
why don’t you go home? just leave me alone
i mean, come on we could’ve handled this on the phone

i don’t need you or your pity or your condescension
wish you’d go away and take your silly little intervention with ya

lugo: hey schaffer, it’s your pal lugo and you know…

std: stop! lugo, what are you doing?

lugo: i’m…intervening!

std: yeah, but you’re not a rapper

lugo: well, i mean that may be, but that doesn’t change the fact that you desperately need to get your sh-t together

std: duly noted

ytc: hey schaffer, you know that i’d be the last to correct
a fellow scientist at work but i can see you’re depressed
you got that darklord look in your eyes, of sunken sockets, you got pockets
full of every substance, you’ve been up for two dozen days

std: not true

ytc: screaming like billy mays
pulling insider trades
the city that never sleeps needs a break from your antics
so here’s some fiji and a chantix
enough of that sycophantic sh-t, i’m tired of enabling you, cuz i care

coolzey: hey mark

std: z?

coolzey: lately when i come through you’ve been way dark
it seems your stage persona may be smothering your bright spark
since i’ve known you, you’ve been such a great friend to me
but last time i visited you in nyc i sensed the entropy
plus your hedonistic tendencies are double o-c and your ocd has become amplified from popping addies
look, me and the guys just think you need to take a deep breath
i love you, but i’m worried. do you think that you can cheat death?

(death, death, death, death, death, you suck now, only so long before you fall, you’re not the man i knew, finish your record already, you desperately need to get your sh-t together, i’m tired of enabling you, you suck now, only so long before you fall, you’re not the man i knew, finish your record already)

std: enough! i get it, alright?
i heard what you had to say, and you know what? you’re right
i am a mess. i have fallen apart
i can not stress how much i needed this jump start
i never could admit it, i never wanted to face it
but i see i’ve got to quit this sh-t, i’ve gotta make some changes
through your speeches, i have seen that i am reaching my worst yet
so today, it’s time i take the first step

i know i need to hear it, know i need to hear it
know i need to quit this sh-t, my grip is slipping
know it’s k!lling off my spirit

yeah, i’ve got a problem, i’ve a bunch of problems
i’ve been slowly growing rotten, in denial, all is far from awesome
tonight i’ve been shown, i’m not so alone
and i know i will survive when i face the unknown
i know that i was so defensive, though you had the best intentions
i will get some help, i love you, thank you for this intervention

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