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schmekel - i ❤️ str8 men (butt not 4 sex) lyrics

[verse 1]
his craigslist ad says he’s straight
but he wants an to date
i am so perplexed
i love straight men, but not for s+x
on the street he’d overlook us
but now he wants to potch my tuchus
i am really vexed
i love straight men but not for s+x!

[chorus]
for i am a gay gay gay gay gay gay h0m+ h0m+ gay
and i want a man to do me in a h0m+ h0m+ way
i don’t want the kind of sodomite who will put it in a broad a night
unless he’s bi or queer or pan and wants to do me like a man!

[verse 2]
you say i am your fetish
your politics are makin’ my head itch
i am so perplexed
i love straight men but not for s+x
i just got your creepy email
you say you’re looking for a she+male
i am really vexed
i lovе straight men, but not for s+x!
[chorus]
for i am a gay gay gay gay gay gay h0m+ h0m+ gay
and i want a man to do me in a h0m+ h0m+ way
i don’t want thе kind of sodomite who will put it in a broad a night
unless he’s bi or queer or pan and wants to do me like a man!

for i am a gay gay gay gay gay gay h0m+ h0m+ gay
and i want a man to do me in a h0m+ h0m+ way
i don’t want the kind of sodomite who will put it in a broad a night
unless he’s bi or queer or pan and wants to do me like a man!

- schmekel lyrics

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