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schoolio - shusta's paradise lyrics

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[verse 1: bbeer]
as i step in the room of tri-go-nom-e-try
i take a look at the board and i see ident-ties
well i’ve been sleeping and dozing so long
that even mr. shuster thinks that my mind is gone
but i ain’t ever got a b in the first semester
getting lower than an a, you know that’s unheard of
i am checking my precalc grades and see they’re slumping
the ident-ty homework really hurt ‘em
i really hate to admit (one syllable) but i gotta learn
formulas, specifically the ident-ties, fool
when you take sine squared and one is want you desire, then
add cosine squared and now pythagorean’s acquired

hook:
i’ve been spending most my time, learning trig in shuster’s paradise
been spending most our lives, learning trig in shuster’s paradise
been spending most my time, learning trig in shuster’s paradise
been spending most our lives, learning trig in shuster’s paradise

[verse 2: erg]
for tangent and cotangent flip sine and cosine
sine’s one over cosecant, cosine’s one by secant
tangent’s one over cotangent — flip these!
too much reciprocal acts in these ident-ties
i’m an educated fool, got pythaggy everywhere
cuz one plus tangent squared is a whole secant squared
one plus cotangent squared is squared cosecant
tangent and cosecant, sine, and cotangent’s even, fool!
cosine, secant are the oddlicious pair
sin 2u’s two, sine and cosine, ain’t you aware
tan 2u is 2, tan over one minus tangent squared
cos 2u’s one minus two sine squared

weird hook:
tell me whyyyyyy are weeeeeee so bliiiiiiiiiind to seeeeeeeeeeeee
aaaaaaaaaall this triiiiiiiiiiii-gonoooooooooometryyyyyyyyy

[verse 3:add]
product and the sum
sum and the product
siiiiiin minus siiiiiiin
cosine plus cosine
both of them are starting
with 2 times the frickin cosine
followed byyy a ‘u’ plus ‘v’
and then over a 2, see
after thats its weird
cause you got sin or cosine
but what i know for sure
is that right after that
is u minus v
u minus v
ident-ty
and i know the next thing is to divide by 2, fool!

hook:
i’ve been spending most my time, learning trig in shuster’s paradise
been spending most our lives, learning trig in shuster’s paradise
been spending most my time, learning trig in shuster’s paradise
been spending most our lives, learning trig in shuster’s paradise

hook 2/weird hook:
tell me why are we so blind to see
all this tri-gonometry
tell me why are we so blind to see
all this tri-gonometry

hook 1 again…hook 2 again 2x



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