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scoochie boochie - bean buffet lyrics

[intro]
hi!
scoochie boochie

[verse 1]
welcome to the bean buffet
we only have beans, an obscene array
from green to baked
yeah, the stank is so strong, make you green beret, break down
all we do is beans, this is not a steakhooooouse
we don’t have pepsi, is beans okay?
welcome to the bean buffet (welcome to my dream!)
people said, “this seems insane
won’t it prob’ly stink?”
yes
you can palm it from the heating tray
you don’t evеn need a plate
just a love for beans
also somеone needs to pay
eighteen bucks a head ‘n you can bean away
‘n if you need a drank, all we got is coffee
you would not believe the stank, even in the lobby
let alone the restaurant properrrrr
farts that sounds like smelly helicopterrrrrs
issa safe sp+ce fer the gaseous
people really blast it
plus the stank o’ da beans helps to mask it
there are no plates, just reach in and grab it
[verse 2]
the legumes are super lucrative (cha+ching)
there’s a line around the block, just to get in (cha+ching)
they though i was stupid, now i’m stupid rich (cha+ching)
we don’t have plates, take your hand and scoop it in
as it turns out, people love to touch the beans
customers come up to me, say i changed their life
i say, “don’t give up your dreams, that is my advice
here’s a ‘bean there, done that’ hat that you should buy” (bye)

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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