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scoochie boochie - capt's log: dr. anthony purplepoop memorial crevice lyrics

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captain’s log. 1100 hours, danish standard time. the lovemaking lasted from late spring to mid+fall, followed by a lovely post+fuck brunch with these abyssal succubi. normally they devour their seductees, but they decided it would be a shame to deprive the world of my sexual gifts. they didn’t know where to find atlantits, but they had heard of a strange glow emanating from the dr. anthony purplepoop memorial crevice. and i must say, this mighty hole honors the good doctor’s memory splendidly. i’d climb up for a better view, but it’s a little difficult to movе in this solid gold versace sea suit. visibility: low to modеrate. primary obstacle being the clouds from my harmonica+style mounted vape. (takes a rip, coughs) wait, what is that? george, come in. (staticky whinny). no. it’s not atlantits. it’s just an old shipwreck laden with precious treasure. yet another in a string of luxurious disappointments. well, there’s no sense looking a gift horse in the mouth. george, bring her around and drop the big magnet. and while you’re at it, drop that beat

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