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scoochie boochie - capt's log: the s.s manatee lyrics

[spoken]
captain’s log. day 1. 0900 hours aquatic standard time
fair seas as we left port today. and after a brief delay to repair the damage from the 400 bottles of ciroc that i smashed over the bow, we were off
and to think, just a few months ago i was just having a regular day on my volcano: vigorously copulating with an italian sorbet heiress i met by running down the beach with a road flare held aloft
as i recall, it was sometime between our eleventh and twelfth consecutive bout of torrential lovemaking, she whispered to me an old family legend: a tale of an ancient island city, where the kush grew taller than the treetops, where every whip was foreign, and every man, woman, and child had an iced out roley. but one day, their women became too thicc, and the island sank into the sea. but some say they still live down there at the bottom
when i heard this i helicoptered straight to ferrari headquarters, and there we sketched out the blueprints for what would become the world’s finest custom luxury submersible, while camila and i had our 12th episode of great sex on the desk
and today, as i look upon this magnificent vessel, my heart isn’t the only thing that swells with pride
this is captain scoochie boochie of the s.s. manatee, and i will find the lost city of atlantits

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