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scoochie boochie - dr. app's ep 420 ad lyrics

narrator: scoochie found himself in an underground catacomb
he wandered the labyrinth for hours
until he found an inscription carved on the wall
“many years from now
i was a young researcher at the university of dargus
when by happy accident
i cross+bred the kitchen spice thyme with og kush
after an exploratory hit i found i had tremendous munchies and stubble
i stumbled out of the lab to find
my teachers reported me absent for weeks
i could only conclude the impossible
the strain′s effects were not only physical, but temporal as well
20 years later, the united sp+ce of america
launched the first interstellar sp+cecraft
and powering its hybrid+drive: a single nugget of my eternity purp
but, in my hubris, i flew too close to the sun
i made a brownie with it, and have become completely unstuck in time
i write this that you might learn from my mistakes
if you’re gonna f+ck with eternity purp
make sure you can handle your sh+t
signed, dr. anthony purplep++p, 420 a.d

narrator: scoochie finally emerged from the tunnels onto a field
and began the long walk back to his ciroc+et ship
as dark clouds gathered

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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