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scoochie boochie - i don't wanna go to heaven (if there's no shloppy toppy) lyrics

[intro] (scoochie boochie, woman, squidward tentacles)
(fuh!)
hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey yes
what the f+ck?
oh my god, chips
dadquest, hey
dadquest, scoochie boochie
nakehweh
i will be your [?]
scoochieeeeeeeee booch!
woo!

[verse] (scoochie boochie)
i don’t wanna go to heaven if there ain’t no head
s’posed to be a paradise, it makes no sense
spend the afterlife actin’ like lame old plebs
‘stead of gettin’ sloppy toppy in a angel’s bed
forever is a long time to not suck d+ck
especially when everybody’s perfectly fit
i’m sure that it’s lit, playin’ harps on clouds
but for forever?
we’re gon’ need some parts and mouths
okay, i know that’s gross, but i’m not lying
if there’s no throat, then i’m not dying, yeah
i’ll just keep sur+viving
un+til i see that slurp in writing
i’ll be like four hundred years old
nothin’ left but a bag of bones
when they sing, “angels take me home”
i be like, “no, i need that dome”
know we got top on this side
but we don’t know what it’s like
i would be p+ssed if i did die
find out it’s a no from the big guy
follow my logic?
top is a blessin’, why would it stop when we got up to heaven?
that’s not to mention
a lot of the women who also get somethin’ from tonguin’ the brethren
she is the goat, why would you bench ’em?
she get that [?], we should respect ’em
she is a pro at providin’ that tension, we could spend centuries edgin’
think of the saints you made who ain’t afraid to take the ding dong
seems like a crazy [?] to make the ladies wait that long
she is the best of the best
that’s like if shakespeare came here
and all of the rest of us said
“put down that feathery pen”

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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