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scoochie boochie - ii. the good good wood lyrics

[dialogue] (scoochie boochie and ess+theh+theh+theh+feh+theh+seh+theforah)
errrm, hi! my name is scoochie boochie, i was born from a volcano, and now i’m the best rapper in the united states
well met, my dude. i am ess+theh+theh+theh+feh+theh+seh+theforah of the high elves. welcome to the good good wood, heheheh
thanks! um, yeah, so my story’s pretty straightforward. uh, my mom’s a volcano + mag+ma + and my dad is a guy named hooghie. uh, i never knew him, until i had a vision. i smoked some eternity purp, i had this vision of my dad locked away in this high stone tower. so then, our ship computer, helen, was able to triangulate the stars from my vision to figure out what planet. turns out, it’s this planet, areas, but when we got here, ship loses power. aaaand, despite the best efforts of the best d+mn pilot in the galaxy, dax pulsar, we crash+land. i fell out the ship, land in a water hazard, go splasher+style. which+ also, you guys golf?
of course, man. golf is the perfect stoner sport. it is literally strolling around a manicured meadow with your friends. and you know we’re smokin’ on that lawful gooood! tehuhuh

[narration] (narrator)
the high elf told scoochie the tower he sought must be the sh+tadel, the porcelain fortress of king stink. so, scoochie set out across the desert of no really great chips, and there he fell into hallucinations

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