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scoochie boochie - i'm nice lyrics

i drive safe
use my blinker even pulling out the driveway
if you′re merging i’ma give you room in my lane
hybrid, i get
47 miles to the gallon on the highway
run a 5k
just to get to work
at a non+profit
bitch i love to serve
and i never curse, motherfucker
i′m nice
ask you how your motherfucking day was
save up paper to pay for my day ones’
pay stubs, tip a great sum to a waiter
stay up late rake leaves for my neighbors
hold the door open for a bitch
then feel bad for thinking of her as a bitch
we got to talking wrotе her number on a slip
now i love hеr she’s the mother of my kids
i make a mean salad dressing
a neat table setting
you need not be stressin
i clean while you′re restin′
i even picked out the upholstery
and hopefully i put the potpourri where it’s supposed to be
the pope and me are dear friends
i don′t ever say “ass”, rather “rear end”
unless i’m talkin bout a donkey i might say ass
but even then i say it quietly to not offend
cuz i′m nice
ask you how your motherfucking day went
say is that a new fragrance?
babe you smell amazing
or i could be mistaken
maybe it’s the smell of the cake that i′m baking
fuck a carbon emission
i’m making dishes from my garden
you see these zucchinis
i’m bringing to the farmer′s market?
i′m growing a grove of tomatoes
i’m about to harvest
i cop me a crop
and then drop it off for the starving
well+versed in the classics
first in my class
the debate team captain
and i was the chaplain
and i ran track and
field, set a couple motherfucking state records in the javelin
i got that yes ma′am. no sir
if i gotta glass a water use a coaster
and if you need a ride i arrive chauffeur
and i always use a rubber when i’m with yo girl
i′m nice
ask you how your motherfucking day was
save up paper to pay for my day ones’
pay stubs, tip a great sum to a waiter
stay up late rake leaves for my neighbors
i′m nice
ask you how your motherfucking day went
say is that a new fragrance
babe you smell amazing
or i could be mistaken
maybe it’s the smell of the cake that i’m baking

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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