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scoochie boochie - oopsy doopsy lyrics

young scoochie boochie

sent to earth to do two things
touch boobies
and touch booty
and yo mama gave both those to me
oopsy doopsy
i pull up and hop out the prius
you might take a paintball pellet to the penis
and i almost died when i tried
to initiate a threesome with serena and venus
buddy i got beat up
so i had leave but
not before i scored a couple liters of capri suns
and i never take a knee un
less there′s stipulations for some strippers in my pre+nup
welcome to the show, folks
two things: flow, jokes
i got a bevy of both
every line is a laugh or a dope quote
hope you brought a snack and a blanket
hope you brought the cash i can stash in the bank and
i hope you brought the grass and the hash is the dankest
see me in the back if your ass need a spanking
signing titties like a notary
i done a lotta sex locally
women looking at my butt, they ogle me
they predisposed to fuck, hopefully
i sound like a little kid, vocally
but i will flirt with your bitch, openly
got a top five dick, globally
is it very big? totally
i’ma show you how to do it like squanto
on a very wet woman like a poncho
gave me free samples like a costco
rear up like a bronco
i′ma play the booty like a bongo
while i’m sippin on a mondo
nibblin on nachos and tacos with lots o cilantro
my shit is the shit and your shit is compost
i live in a volcano
my balls are like tomatoes
i’m baked like a potato
when i fart it makes a rainbow
when i fart it makes a beat
when i burp i make a verse
do the chorus with a sneeze
drop the album like a turd
all my verses are flames i′ma comfortably spit
i can burn up the place with a couple of quips
and your girl told me thanks as i′m cuppin her tit
it’s a bird it′s a plane it’s me fuckin your bitch
all right let′s get to business
this mixtape’s great got the sauce to dip in
and it′s delicious
when i quit the living
let my tombstone read “god’s gift to bitches”

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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