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scoochie boochie - vi. ty dewie lyrics

[narration] (narrator)
the prisoners dangled in cages over a giant toilet bowl in the throne room of the sh+tadel. they had all been baked. ty dewie was the one king stink was really after!

[dialogue] (king stink)
king stink: hahahahahahahaaaa! the people of areas fear me! but with the heir of areas at my right hand, they will love meeee

[narration] (narrator)
ty dewie was held in the lidless tank of the giant toilet, with only his head above the surface

[dialogue] (ty dewie, king stink)
ty dewie: +blows water+ c’mon, are you ki’ing me? i’m not the heir of areas, i’m ty dewie! hi!
king stink: if you won’t cooperate, i’m going to roll a four+sided die, and whichever number i roll, one of your friends will fall into the bowl
ty dewie: i mean, it’s just+ ehhhh, you know what i’m saying? ‘cuz, obviously i don’t want my mom to go flusher style. i don’no dax pulsar, but he’s a generational talent. and now apparently scoochie is my dad? and does that mean hooghie’s my grandpa? i just+ and then if i+ but then if i cooperate with you, you can use my power to high+key destroy areas. so i dunno man, kinda seems like you’re just toying with us. and i would know about toys, i’m a lil’ guy! my pr+nouns are son/sport
king stink: enough!

[narration] (narrator)
king stink rolled the die. the bottom of scoochie’s cage dropped out. he plummeted into the bowl. but at the last second, he shot back up on a pillar of fart and hovered in midair!

[dialogue] (scoochie boochie, hooghie, king stink)
scoochie boochie: ty dewie, i’m your dad, and i’m sorry
hooghie: and i’m your dad, and i’m sorry
king stink: what the fuuuuck +farts+ is going ooooon?

[narration] (narrator)
suddenly, a short king burst into the room riding a t.h.seagull
[dialogue] (scoochie boochie, old bobby nutb+lls)
scoochie boochie: old bobby nutb+lls!
old bobby nutb+lls: old bobby nutb+lls. ye+hes, that was what they used to call me. i am young robert t+st+cl+s, and i come back to you now, at the turn of the tide!

- scoochie boochie lyrics

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