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scott wozniak - stupid nintendo games lyrics

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[verse 1: scott]
over 15,000 games to try
to discuss and later shelve
the consistency
alphabetically
and player’s choice can go to h+ll
the size and shape of discs and cards
for an hour or so i’ll talk
i’d swipe right on them
’til both my thumbs are stems
’cause everyday’s fat tuesday in my heart

[bridge: scott]
the world doesn’t get my passion
they all think wii play motion’s a sin
but it’s their lost for they
got no spare time to waste
this is something i know we should all embrace

[verse 2: scott]
i’m on a quest
to address all the requests
please understand this kind of stuff is virgin+etic cache
we have been blessed
no time to rest
i’ve got a lot the undress
you don’t need s+x
this is better anyway
it’s stupid nintendo games
[spoken: scott]
it may be hard to find a place to start so might i suggest?
not that

[verse 3: scott]
might i suggest a geist to start things out?
the moving on to pac n’ roll
lost in blue and tetris 2
or whatever’s left at kohl’s
nigel mansell’s plus clubhouse games
name a better pair to taste
if you said madden ’09 and skin
get the f+ck out of my face

[verse 4: scott]
i shouldn’t dwell (i shouldn’t dwell)
i’ve got no s+x to sell
take ’em all and distribute them
and you’re spreading wiiplay
it’s a swell these extra copies extra ban you from h+ll
i’ve got a flingsmash to play every single day(doo+doo)
stupid nintendo games

[verse 5: scott]
i must confess (i must confess)
i might be slightly obsessed
how could i not be?
have you’ve seen these?
i’ve got no shame to blame
if you’re down and feeling blue
and life cr+ps in around you
there’s a solution for all that pollution to lose your brain
stupid, nintendo games!

- scott wozniak lyrics

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