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scribble jam 2005 - justice vs thesaurus at scribble jam 2005 lyrics

[round 1: the saurus]
yo, i’m spitting out thunder
i’ll make the crowd wonder
why the f-ck there’s a rapper from down under
you’re the one failing in here
justice? oh that’s simply australian for queer
okay that’s enough of the g-y disses, okay missus
i’m about to fade this fake b-tch, and prove
that i’m the f-cking man dude
you should be in the loser’s bracket with nocando
i’m sorry bro, but you can hardly flow
oh god this is just a comedy show
so now i’m bustin’

[round 1: justice]
listen to his intelligence
sorry about my speech impediment
i’m learnin’ how to speak american
oh my god, i walk with this track
i’m gonna perform with a rap
and show that the saurus is wack
ayo i’m ill dude, your names the saurus
but your face looks like the asteroid that k!lled you
oh my god, that’s some f-cking wordplay
i’m bout to serve g-ys in the worst way
you don’t deserve play
yo, we shouldn’t have a rally
’cause your rap is cr-ppy
after this you’ll have to catch a taxi back to cali’
oh my god, yo i’m never reachin’
his face looks like f-cking kevin beacham’s nether region, oh

[round 2: the saurus]
g’day mate, okay, jesus christ
yo, yo, yo, check it, here it comes, here it comes
alright, now

now i’m the star bustin’ the words
this is america, b-tch and here justice is served
that’s why i know that i’m the court judge
there ain’t no way that you can get up on the mic
make the saurus budge
you talk sh-t, i don’t think it’s workin’
australian? a less distinguished version of an english person
oh god, i guess that means you’re just fake british
now i’m about to spit and leave this g-y finished

[round 2: justice]
it’s all good, i’ll hit his b-lls with a forward
justice is served? just look at george bush
you f-ckin’ d-ck, man i’m straight rippin’ you
you might have some wit in you
but you’re a pain in the -rs- to listen to
yo, you need to stop and just settle
’cause you sound like you’re about to f-ckin’ pop a blood vessel
oh my god, ayo i’m straight just beatin’ you
eatin’ you, and that’s the way that i’m defeatin’ you
you wack mc, don’t battle me
when he was a f-ggot teen
he must have used gasoline as an acne cream
that’s the way it goes
i got the danger flows and you f-ckin’ – now you know
you can’t bust through me

[round 3: justice]
yeah check, yo, yo, yo, check it, yo, yo

yo, you know how jus’ be
you can’t ever touch me
i ain’t seen someone this ugly
since his girlfriend tried to f-ck me
well guess what? man, i rap with roar
when he smiles he looks like the thing from the fantastic four
oh my god, you know i’m straight rippin’ that
i’m spittin’ raps, and no, it ain’t written, cat
ayo, you need to listen
the only way that he would fit in
is if we were battling over a piece of chicken

[round 3: the saurus]
you can’t p-ss the saurus
anybody that’s in the fantastic four has better raps than yours
i’ll finally explode
the closest thing you’ve seen to hip-hop is kylie minogue
and russell crowe, i’m bout to bust a flow
i’m invisible you can’t touch it bro
so g’day mate, you need to vacate
’cause based on your time zone you’re a day late

[round 4: justice]
yeah, yeah, check it, yo, yo, yo

yo, i’m coming clearin’ it
yeah i’m a day late
and that’s the reason for your f-ckin’ mothers period
well guess what? man i’m straight rippin’ that
you can’t calm, yo, you need to f-ckin’ listen, cat
oh my god, my rhymin’ is pro
kylie minogue, i’m slicing a throat
learn to time in a flow!
f-ckin’ d-ck, man i’m straight rippin’ that
you can’t spit with that, motherf-cker
you’re sh-t with rap
oh my god i got the tighter rappin’
this guy’s more p-ssy than guy sebastian
mixed with michael jackson

[round 4: the saurus]
yo, mixed with michael jackson?
sorry little man, but the mic’s for rappin’
and i’m ahead of you
how the f-ck does an 8 year old kiwi try to say he’s 22?
who the f-ck are you feeling?
is it gonna me – or the little b-tch from new zealand?
yeah, you know that i’d say it
my flow when i’ll spray it
so you can go home and play with that
after that you’re gonna play it back
i’ma fade this cat
and slash him wearin’ a jason mask
after that you have to die
my rap is fly, it satisfies
when i slap this guy

- scribble jam 2005 lyrics

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