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seamus kennedy - the pheasant plucker lyrics

[verse 1]
my dad’s a pheasant+plucker, he’s a very busy man
so i help him plucking pheasants, and i do the best i can
sometimes he will go away and leave me on my own
and so i’m left here here sitting plucking pheasants all alone

i’m not the pheasant+plucker, i’m the pheasant+plucker’s son
and i’m only plucking+pheasants ’til the pheasant+plucker comes

[verse 2]
my husband likes to pluck with me, we have a lot of fun
he tickles me with pheasant feathers when the plucking’s done
the laughin’ and the giggling helps to keep me fit and slim
there’s nothing i would rather do than pheasant+pluck with him

[refrain]
i’m not the pheasant+plucker, i’m the pheasant+plucker’s wife, and when we pluck together it’s a pheasant+plucking life

[verse 3]
for the job of pheasant+plucking, my friend was born and bred
he likes to have a pheasant plucked before he goes to bed
i try and lend a helping hand, i gather up the feathers
it’s really all this pheasant+plucking keeps us here together

[refrain]
i’m not the pheasant+plucker, i’m the pheasant+plucker’s friend
and if we weren’t plucking pheasants he would drive me round the bend
[verse 4]
i had a pal in donegal, could pluck a frozen pheasant
but you have to pluck them fresh, or it’s really quite unpleasant
i’m not good at plucking pheasants, at the plucking i’ve no luck though some peasants find it pleasant, i would rather pluck a duck

[refrain]
i’m not the pheasant+plucker, i’m the pheasant+plucker’s mate
and i’m only plucking pheasants ‘cause the pheasant+plucker’s late

[verse 5]
my son’s a pheasant+plucker and he’s very good to me
he frequently invites me ’round to have a cup of tea
we have pheasant+plucking parties and play pheasant+plucking games
before we pluck the pheasants we will give them silly names

[refrain]
i’m not the pheasant+plucker, i’m the pheasant+plucker’s mother
and a mother plucking pheasants is as good as any other

[verse 6]
my cousin is a pheasant+plucker, he’s the best i’ve seen
i’m no good at plucking pheasants, i really am quite green
he could pluck a buffalo or even do a moose
i have trouble getting down off eider, duck or goose

[refrain]
i’m not the pheasant+plucker, i’m the pheasant+plucker’s cousin
in the time it took to sing this song he plucked a half a dozen

- seamus kennedy lyrics

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