sean morey - the toddler song lyrics
they call me the toddler.
my goal – to kill myself.
they call me the toddler.
i’m a suicidal elf.
i jump on the bed,
and fly off on my head,
and you think i am dead.
i like to stick my tongue into electrical plugs.
i like to suck on rocks and little dead bugs.
i like to eat loose change a lot,
open my diaper you’ll hit the jackpot.
i’m the teddy bear that gave you gray hair.
i’m you toddler.
i’m a little monkey.
pacifier junkie.
i love cheerios – they fit in my nose.
peanut b-tter goes far into your vcr.
har-har-har-har-har.
nothing is safe cause i like to explore.
mommy has a toy rocket in her drawer.
watch what your mouth cause i’m learning to talk.
and i might tell grandma to —- off.
i’m the little tot that you love a lot.
i’m your toddler.
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