seen b - the piss test (skit) lyrics
(door creaks open)
doctor: h+llo mr. brown. have a seat
mr. brown: h+llo miss. how are you today?
doctor: so have you been abiding by all your conditions?
mr. brown: oh yeah. absolutely. 100 percent
doctor: oh really. so you’re telling me you haven’t done any cocaine or ecstasy or marijuana?
mr. brown: no no. absolutely not. i gave up all that stuff. i’m clean. i swear
doctor: look me in the eyes, sean. if i were to have you take a urine +n+lysis right now. are you telling me that you would pass it?
mr. brown: again? man, i just took one last week. i thought this stuff was supposed to be random
doctor: answer the question, convict. are you clean or aren’t you?
mr. brown: yes, i am, as a matter of fact
doctor: alright then. here’s the cup
mr. brown: f+ck. (zips down pants) (pees into cup
doctor: well, what’s taking so long?
mr. brown: well, why you gotta be staring at it like that? d+mn. (zips up pants) here you go
doctor: finally. are you nervous or+ (smoke comes out) what the++? oh my f+cking god. it’s melting through the cup you lying sack of sh+t
mr. brown: b+tch shut the f+ck up and get the police. it’s been a while since i seen the man d+mn anyway. like i give a f+ck. f+ck outta here
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