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seething fuck patties - mortgage mouth lyrics

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[verse 1: stool p++pins]
all the opportunity has dried up in my state
cause greedy motherf+ckin’ politicians mentally m+st+rbate
my crib is goin’ into, motherf+ckin’ foreclosure
my wife is kinda hot now, i think i’ll let the banker hose her

[chorus: stool p++pins with kan feltcher and wipes forward]
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
start suckin’ d+ck, b+tch, to save our house
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
start suckin’ that d+ck, b+tch, to save our house

[verse 2: stool p++pins and stool p++pins’ wife]
the banker’s wife is a fat f+ckin’ slob
so come on, honey, bob on his kn+b
maybe he’ll let that debt go
for a wee bit over f+ll+tio
wouldn’t know it would come down to this
i’ve got to suck the banker’s d+ck
for the thirty year mortgage fix

[chorus: stool p++pins with kan feltcher and wipes forward]
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
start suckin’ d+ck, b+tch, to save our house
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
start suckin’ d+ck, b+tch, to save that house
[guitar solo: kan feltcher]

[bridge: stool p++pins’ wife
i sucked and f+cked that banker, oh
like a good little mortgage hoe
i sucked him so good, i think i built up some escrow

[verse 3: stool p++pins]
the little d+ck banker was a f+ckin’ joke
he only lasted half a stroke
shot a teardrop of goo in my wife’s eye
didn’t charge points for the revie
now we got a house that just can’t be beat
i wish my wife had f+ckin’ sucked for water, electric, and heat

[refrain: stool p++pins with kan feltcher and wipes forward]
mortgage mouth, mortgage mouth
she suckin’ d+ck to save that house, haha

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