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sense offence - i hate xmas lyrics

i hate christmas
bitter and a bit of a grinch
i hate christmas
slap at santa see if he flinch
i hate christmas
give mrs claus’s titties a pinch
if you’re offended by the lyrics you’re a bit of a b+tch
i hate christmas
bitter and a bit of a grinch
i hate christmas
slap at santa see if he flinch
i hate christmas
give mrs claus’s titties a pinch
if you’re offended by the lyrics you’re a bit of a b+tch

the festive season in new zealand doesn’t usually snow
but i’ll make it a white christmas railing blow with the bros
f+ck a present, just want a little ho ho ho
to kiss my d+ck under the mistletoe
blow blow blow
i’ll dye my p+b+s white
tell your b+tch that santa’s back
she can sit on santa’s lap
and suck on santa’s sack
relax girl just have a sniff of santa’s rack
and let me hear that booty clapping back on santa’s fat
facts i’ll be sat at home getting stoned when it’s christmas eve
smashing back a cone’s the only time i light up christmas trees
sick of christmas carols it’s been months of christmas creep
i feel like i’m in groundhog day repeating christmas heaps
churches and corporations really need to stop it
only push this holiday because it’s all about the profit
coca cola got santa in their pocket
just a friendly old man they made to open up your wallet
honestly i’m just a hypocrite who’s wishing for big sh+t
wmds and dmt’s on my wishlist
on the naughty list if half my crimes had a witness
with a soul darker than coal guess what i’m getting for christmas
digits of mrs claus i’ll be hitting her raw
leaving nut milk for santa, finishing on his wh0re
eating all the c+nts cookies take a p+ss on his floor
then let the reindeer have a go on her and slip out the door
told the fat f+ck i wasn’t f+cking around
break in my house again and i’ll be hunting you down
take your role at the north pole i’m running your town
treat your carcass like my raps mate i’ll keep it underground
after i k!ll you i’m coming for religion
why are christians all still following a pagan tradition?
jesus wasn’t born today that’s just the date that was given
because an emperor decided that it’s easier switching
folks to a different religion if they can keep their holy day
helps to keep them in control and stop them strolling away
so before you try to tell me about the christ in christmas
i’ll remind you c+nts about why you should mind your business
rhymes are twisted because my mind is gifted
i’ll give you all a piece of it the lies are lifted
my perspective, give it, i won’t exaggerate
december 25th is literally the world’s worst date
i hate christmas
bitter and a bit of a grinch
i hate christmas
slap at santa see if he flinch
i hate christmas
give mrs claus’s titties a pinch
if you’re offended by the lyrics you’re a bit of a b+tch
i hate christmas
bitter and a bit of a grinch
i hate christmas
slap at santa see if he flinch
i hate christmas
give mrs claus’s titties a pinch
if you’re offended by the lyrics you’re a bit of a b+tch

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