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sensei drip - trader joe's lyrics

[p outlett]
p outlett (x3)
stick up joe take his pants off, he wearing 2 pairs
drop the trader joes sign on his head, the weight of 2 bears
hit him on the head with a cash register, who cares?
he f+ck round with the sensei get ensnared
ransack the frozen isle take his eclairs
steal his stock, 2 shares
shave his c+ck leave him with nightmares
i’m causing night terrors
go in the trader joes bathroom steal the whole mirror
rob every trader joes in maryland
buck a boy whos blabbering you gonna need an ampersand
horrify you horribly you fit into a hamster’s hand
this sh+t ain’t alliteration, i got ulterior motives
let a red bull run in his shop leave him wings that’s boneless
run trader joes out of business leave the him homeless
turn his big mouth to a h+rnet nest
ain’t f+ck with predators, get out of here you h+rny pest
not making accusations, p’s bars immaculation
p’s bars inoculate you, inoculation
in occupation, intoxication, i’m boxing sp+ceships
we smoking whale p+ss
your travel slow like a snail ship, send you bombs over snail mail
knock the holy spirit into you so hard you make a holy grail trip
this ain’t a sale, sh+t
its a stick up
[sensei drip]
trader joes you got 4 and a half stars
so imma hit you with four and a half bars
rob trader joes cause i was bored on a wednesday
told him “money in the bag” and he listened like some reggae
if he want smoke give him cancer like an x+ray
i’m so f+cking high i can’t pr+nunciate
911 tell the cops they got robbed by+
i’m still hard even with half a line
way too sober, might do half a line
nut in her eyes, make her look like herobrine
sensei drip the hardest out i heard it down the grape vine
got that dog in me like i’m motherf+cking canine
they scared of me like i’m 7 ate 9
sensei just got a drop like how you taste mine?
oh you like nuts so why don’t you taste mine?
[?] six feet, little b+tch i am 8’9
sensei jack off in the jack o’ lantern
f+ck rap, sensei only rhymes with witty banter
[?] i pee, i nut, little b+tch [?] eating planters
sensei got a grandma, and she still getting grander
sensei might have to speak with a s+stammer

[outro]
man, f+ck trader joes
man, y’all frozen food doesn’t really like+
like that sh+t tastes bad, the wontons are f+cking ass
man, f+ck towson trader joes, f+ck elkridge trader joes
f+ck pikesville trader joes
joe’s all got 4.5 stars that sh+t gotta be fabricated
some people love trader joe’s
how the f+ck you gonna die on that trader joes sh+t?
like it’s mad expensive for what it is
the f+cking cashiers always comment on what you’re buying like
“oh i haven’t tried the f+cking frozen mac and cheese” “oh this stuff’s really good, these frozen dumplings are super good”
shut up b+tch
just let me buy my frozen dumplings be sad when i find out
they’re not very good. and another like
there’s so many like die hard
trader joe’s fans, what the f+ck are y’all on about?
i’m finna rob your ass, finna rob your ass bro!

- sensei drip lyrics

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