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sensei - me and my dick (fap anthem) lyrics

[verse 1]
it was seventh grade when i began to play
during my suspended days
discovered p-rnhub and since then i’ve never been the same
crispy socks and wasting lotion, jerking is my favorite motion
take my p-rn away and i’ll k!ll myself by overdosing
the first video was lesbian big t-tty hoes
i was fascinated by their use of a double d-ld-
young age so i just came some clear stuff
but it was clear enough that this would be a hobby for years to come
ninth grade i was jacking off daily
my girl alexis texas became my favorite lady
watching that -ss bounce was really f-cking amazing
got me c-mming tsunamis, i almost drowned in my babies
started watching interracial all the way to the facial
from a good throatf-cking to a brutal -n-l
white girls on a black d-ck made me happy when i was fapping
got me thinking that my fantasies could really happen
being a virgin got me hurtin’ but it’s ok cause my d-ck and hand are
here for certain
being a virgin got me hurtin’ but it’s ok cause my d-ck and hand are
here for certain

[hook x4]
just me and my d-ck, my d-ck
just me and my d-ck, my d-ck
just me and my d-ck

[verse 2]
in tenth grade i began to put weed in the equation
i learned that being high equals great m-st-rbation
got a high from an edible, sensation was incredible
busted off a balcony in boise
i fear it being noisy when i jack off but i never back off
i get aroused so easily but try to act soft
i can’t wait until i’m eighteen to buy a fleshlight
hopefully soon i get a chance to figure out what s-x like
but till then i’ll just beat off
and make sure that i keep socks
in the vicinity to begin to clean sh-t i skeet on
this the anthem, lube ya d-mn hands up
this the anthem, lube ya d-mn hands up

[hook]

- sensei lyrics

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