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sentient anomaly - nwfm lyrics

[verse 1]
how long as it been since i felt a girl close to me
how many nights so alone that i could not f+cking sleep
how much time have i spent on these bullsh+t apps
thinking, who knows if i get lucky, just maybe, perhaps
how many times have i updated my f+cking dating profile
trying so hard to make it right, and give off a good vibe
do i have any pictures where i do not look like a total t+rd?
okay let’s try this one, maybe the angle will work
how do i get any matches?
why is there not even a message?
what’s up with this app, does it work, is it broke?
am i really that much unappealing as a bloke?
i can’t f+cking figure out why n0body would text me
i’m not even that picky, it’s not so hard to impress me
i made a normal profile, nothing too out of place
i’m refraining from saying “can you sit on my face?”
i’m not going for only young ones, i searched the whole range
but didn’t match not even just once, this is something quite strange
i mean, really? does n0body here like me?
is there n0body really that might even just f+ck me?
there’s people everywhere just getting it on
…and then there is me, who is clearly not
[chorus]
i can’t believe it, it’s absurd / that n0body would f+ck me
eight billion people on this earth / but n0body would f+ck me
my school is always full of girls / and none of them would f+ck me
everywhere lonely ladies hurt / yet n0body would f+ck me

troops of chicks in miniskirt / who would never ever f+ck me
longing the action they deserve / but they’d never ever f+ck me
there’s even girls looking at p+rn / and none of them would ever f+ck me
wishing for something hard and warm / yet they would never f+ck me

[verse 2]
okay so maybe doing it online is not the best way
there’s way too many guys, so i cannot get laid
alright, let’s try in person, like our parents used to do
before the internet was norm, before google or yahoo
there’s lots of girls in my school looking actually quite good
even a couple in my class, sitting just across the room
i can try, at break time, maybe start a casual chat
maybe ask her how is it going, did you pass the last test?
oh you’re waiting for your boyfriend? oh, no, yeah, that’s fine
i was just leaving anyway, i gotta go and check the… tur..bine..??
what the f+ck am i saying!? oh my god that was embarrassing!
but you actually know what? i’m gonna go to a party on sat+rday
i barely know the guys, but they said that i could join
so i wait for the weekend, and i show up at the joint
lots of girls in this big house, let’s try to go and socialize
feel like i’m playing cat and mouse, hope i don’t sleep alone tonight
or even if i do, it’s okay if i can just meet someone nice
so i sit next to this girl, tryin’ to talk and break the ice
so… how do you know the birthday guy? oh you are his girlfriend?
ohh whatta f+ck, this sh+t again?
i gotta find somebody single, before the night comes to an end
there’s gotta be somebody here without a f+cking boyfriend
oh! this girl standing alone, looking really really cute
i’ve seen n0body talk to her, she might not have a dude
so… hi, how’s it going? wow, this party, having fun?
she say “nah, not really, i’m just gonna go outside”
i say why, something wrong? you don’t seem like you’re alright
“yeah, to be honest, i would like someone tonight”
i’m like oh sh+t, this is it! she’s feeling lonely just like me
she needs somebody now and that’s somebody i can be
so i say, well you know, i am thinking just the same
let’s go get a midnight snack, yeah this party is kinda lame
“well, no thank you, i’m gonna try to find me a guy”
i’m like, uh? i’m right here, i can stay if you don’t mind
but then she turned, and went away
and i was left just hanging there
couldn’t even ask her name, or say goodbye
but i felt a warm tear… falling down from my eye
[chorus]
i can’t believe it, it’s absurd / that n0body would f+ck me
eight billion people on this earth / but n0body would f+ck me
my school is always full of girls / and none of them would f+ck me
everywhere lonely ladies hurt / yet n0body would f+ck me

[bridge]
n0body would f+ck me, n0body would f+ck me
i think i’m gonna die of this loneliness and sadness
n0body would f+ck me, n0body would f+ck me
might as well just f+cking die just to stop this f+cking madness

[chorus]
i can’t believe it, it’s absurd / that n0body would f+ck me
eight billion people on this earth / but n0body would f+ck me
my school is always full of girls / and none of them would f+ck me
everywhere lonely ladies hurt / yet n0body would f+ck me

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