sergeant greasemixer - jungle toilet lyrics
[ob–bwe]
sitting on a jungle toilet
gorilla come i don’t enjoy it
took my kid, it made me joyless
africans lift their voices
sitting on a jungle toilet
elephant want to join in
he took my kid‚ it made me joyless
africans lift their voices‚ hoy!
[sergeant greasemixer]
it’s a big load‚ ate a lot on the long road
it’s sweat mode, his -ss inflates like a brown toad
pulls over, he knows it’s a matter of time
until he explodes‚ paints his car brown and it goes
sorry, got a little off track
the man slows his car and pulls around to the back
convenience stores placed where they sold crack
rolled crack, chode crack‚ b-tch talks and gets smacked
again, the story needs to resume
he busts down the door, makes his way to the restroom
lucky for him, the big stall is vacant
’cause this is code brown, and a homie ain’t waiting
undoes his buckle, pants around his shoes
and it hurts so bad he’s wailing like he’s singing the blues
someone better call a medic cause he’s starting to lose
his heartbeat, it’s the deadliest of all of the poos
spreads his cheeks and attempts to clear a way for the log
his heartbeat is h-lla fast, and his mind is gone
the log leaves his -ss with a splashing sound
his sweat drips, and the man just collapsed to the ground
he’s knocked out cold, he’s delirious
he ain’t breathing no more, gettin serious
why’s his sh-t so big? it’s mysterious
but he handled that like a true imperius
he’s on the ground with the shakes in his hands
he’s crying, he feels like he busted a gland
he opens his eyes and begins to stand
just to see that he’s now in an african land
[ob–bwe]
sitting on a jungle toilet
gorilla come i don’t enjoy it
he took my kid, it made me joyless
africans lift their voices
sitting on a jungle toilet
elephant want to join in
he took my kid, it made me joyless
africans lift their voices, hoy!
[sergeant greasemixer]
sweat in his crack as he feels his rack
he just wants to go home but he can’t turn back
the young man lives in the jungle now
gotta find a place to stay, or become some chow
ticks in his -ss, spiders on his nuts
he locates a village with some flimsy huts
he’s brought to a man who they call “the king”
with a toilet of sticks, and an iron ring
“you tresp-ss my village and you have to pay
or my name isn’t king ob–bwe!”
the man fell down as he trembled with fear
he said “please i’m not meant to be standing here!”
“i was taking a sh-t, and i fell in a pit
now my feet are blistered and my b-lls are bit
please mr. king have some mercy on me
if you let me go now, i can promise to flee”
the king starts to laugh, turns his laugh to cheers
he says “we haven’t had a sh-tter in a thousand years!”
“but if you want to return to your comfy home
you must take my ring, and take a sh-t in this dome”
the man takes his dome, sticks it up to his -ss
and he lets out a blast, sends it back from the past
he wakes back up in that station stall
he’s still in one piece, pants and shoes and all
he rises to his feet, and he flushes it down
and he turns to his car, and returns to his town
i’ll say this once – even if you enjoy it
never take a trip to the jungle toilet
[ob–bwe]
sitting on a jungle toilet
gorilla come i don’t enjoy it
he took my kid, it made me joyless
africans lift their voices
sitting on a jungle toilet
elephant want to join in
he took my kid, it made me joyless
africans lift their voices, hoy!
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