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sex havers - the story of the very greedy rabbit lyrics

there were once two rabbits who lived in the magical forest, one was very n0ble and one was very greedy. the n0ble rabbit didn’t like the greedy rabbit very much because the greedy rabbit would always steal his belongings and would not give them back. despite this, they still stuck together because they did not know any other rabbits in the forest, and the forest was a place full of dangerous and troublesome crеatures. one fateful morning, thе n0ble rabbit and the greedy rabbit were walking along a tree lined gravel path when a magical apparition revealed itself to them both. it was a warlock with a long white beard and a long flowing blue robe. “halt! stop right there!” said the warlock with a mischievous glint in his sparkling green eyes. the rabbits eyes widened, as they had never seen anything like this before. “h+llo, sir” said the n0ble rabbit politely. the greedy rabbit also greeted the warlock from a distance. “h+llo, good sir,” said the greedy rabbit. the two of them were both wary of this powerful magical figure. the warlock’s booming voice said, “my dear rabbits, i have so much of this candy and n0body to share it with! would you like to try some? go ahead, have a bite!” as he said this, the warlock revealed a cauldron in front of him, filled to the brim with delicious candy of all sorts. there was chocolate, taffy, gumb+lls, lollipops, caramel, licorice and even gummy worms. the n0ble rabbit turned his nose up and said “sorry i’m vegan, so i will have to politely decline. and do you know where mars, nestle, and hershey’s get their cocoa supply? all three companies are responsible for the illegal enslavement of thousands of children on cocoa farms in ghana and the ivory coast!” meanwhile, the greedy rabbit was busy gorging on all of the sugary treats. within ten minutes, the pot of candy was completely empty and the greedy rabbit was laying down on the ground. “oughhh.. i think i’m gonna be sick…” he said as he l!cked his lips clean of any remaining chocolate. “you still have some on your face, my friend,” the n0ble rabbit pointed out. the two rabbits went down near the river, so the greedy rabbit could wash his face clean. neither of them noticed a pair of sharp yellow eyes staring at them from behind the trees. suddenly a big gray wolf came out of the bushes, sneaking up on them. the n0ble rabbit turned around and squeaked with fear. “run!” he told the greedy rabbit. and they ran through the underbrush, weaving around the trees and rocks. they could hear the wolf behind them, and she was getting closer and closer! then the rabbits spotted a hollowed out log, which had a nice little rabbit sized hole! the n0ble rabbit slipped inside the log easily, and turned around to see the greedy rabbit was following close behind. the greedy rabbit tried to slip through the hole in the log, and… stuck! he had eaten so much candy he had become too fat to fit through the hole! “i’m stuck! help me!” the greedy rabbit cried, tears welling up in his eyes. he knew the wolf was close behind. the n0ble rabbit tried to pull him through but, alas! it was no use! the greedy rabbit was firmly stuck in the log! he struggled and struggled and… chomp!

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