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sexualobster - rectal computer lyrics

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h+llo there
i have a little story for you all
it’s about a computer that’s rectally inserted

rectal computer, rectal computer
stick it in your assh0l+
rectal computer (hwa!)
rectal computer (hwa!)

i went to the doctor ’cause my gut was playing up
he said “son, your throat is too small
i’ll have to put this up your b+tt!”

he bent me over and told me to think of something pleasant
it felt like he had a handful of stuffing and i was some kind of pheasant!

rectal computer, rectal computer
stick it in your assh0l+
rectal computer
(i think it’s got a virus…)
rectal computer (hwa!)

someone hacked into my computer and programmed it to give me gas
my mum said “son, why you walking funny?”
i said “i got a compromised processor lodged up my ass!”
i showed it to my friends, they were quite impressed
now everyone i know has a

rectal computer, rectal computer
it’s internet capable!
rectal computer (hwa!)
(i need an upgrade!)
rectal computer

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