a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

seymour butts - the square dance lyrics

[verse 1]
now, an ace of diamonds, jack of spades
meet your partner and promenade
take your l-ssie down the court
give that sl-t-bag genital warts
now shove her face into the gr-ss
and kick your partner’s f-cking -ss
and if she’s thirsty, wanting more
tie and rape that little wh0r-
now l!ck your partner’s dirty feet
l!ck, drub, slurp to the sound of the beat
take your tongue on up her legs
fill her -ssh0l- with some eggs
then get some reddi-whip whipped cream
shove it in her c-nt, yes, through the seams
eat it out like a goat cheese cake
dry-hump her with seven rakes
then take that rake right down her back
find you a broomstick, give her a thwack
fire your gun, deflate her t-t
then shove a dagger in her cl-t
now make her slobber, make her pout
clench her hair and tear it out
give her too much for her to manage
tell her to make you a nice sandwich

[verse 2]
all join round and mingle fine
shake hands now, it’s interphase time
now do-si-do, quick, get into a pose
now punch him in his f-cking nose
now put on your high-heels and stomp his chest
for trying to put hands on your two br–sts
you can’t let that mutt bring you down
throw him in a lake, listen to him drown
but just before he dies, girl, take him out
make sure he’s suffered, beyond a shadow of a doubt
tease him with your feet, way down south
and don’t douche your vag and stick it in his mouth
and make him taste the mold and gunk
slap him in the face and kick him in the junk
chomp his fingers like a goat cheese tart
make him smell your sickest farts
now throw him on the bed and stand atop
do a little jiggle and then go plop
rub it ’round till he don’t have air
worse than a twelfth-grade party dare
now throw him in a corner, be rikishi
stink-face him and with a squeegee
wipe the blood and sweat and tears
make him smell your queefs for a million years

- seymour butts lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS