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shady rabbit - criminal lyrics

[intro]

a lot of people ask me r+t+rded f+cking questions
a lot of people think that what i say on discord or what i talk about on discord, that i actually do in real life or that i believe in it
or if i say that i wanna rape somebody that i’m actually gonna do it or that i believe in it
well, sh+t, if you believe that then i’ll rape you
you know why?
’cause i’m a criminal

[verse 1]

criminal
you’re godd+mn right
i’m a criminal
yeah, i’m a criminal
my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
that’ll stab you in the head
whether you’re a f+g or lez
or a h0m+s+x, hermaph or a trans+a+vest
pants or dress
hate f+gs? the answer’s “yes”
h0m+phobic? nah, you’re just heterophobic
staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging
that’s my motherf+cking b+lls
you’d better let go of ’em
they belong in my scr+t+m
you’ll never get hold of ’em
“hey, it’s me, gareth
whoops, somebody shot me!
and i was just checking the mail.”
get it? checking the ‘male’?
how many records you expecting to sell
after your second lp sends you directly to jail?
c’mon! relax guy, i like g+y men
right, sherb? give me an “amen”. a+men!
please lord, this boy needs jesus
heal this child, help us destroy these demons
oh, and please send me a brand new car
and a prostitute while my wife’s sick in the hospital
preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
you can’t reach me, my mom can’t neither
you can’t teach me a godd+mn thing
’cause i watch tv, and comcast cable
and you ain’t able to stop these thoughts
you can’t stop me from topping these charts
and you can’t stop me from dropping each march
with a brand new cd for these f+cking r+t+rds
and to think, it’s just little ol’ me
mr. don’t+give+a+f+ck still won’t leave
[chorus]
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh+t from no one

[verse 2]
my father was never there for me. did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
it was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as he
don’t dare make fun of that baby ’cause that baby was me
i’m a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
but how the f+ck you supposed to grow up when you weren’t raised?
so as i got older and i got a lot taller
my d+ck shrunk smaller, but my b+lls got larger
i drink more liquor
to f+ck you up quicker
than you’d wanna f+ck me up for saying the word
my morals went +thhbbpp+ gareth got oral
s+x in a forest lying in the grass
now don’t ignore me
you won’t avoid me
you can’t miss me, i’m white, blonde+haired
and my nose is pointy
i’m the bad guy who makes fun of people that get raped
as long as it ain’t happened to him shady rabbit, i’m as crazy as gareth west and cade combined
“the maniac’s in” in place of the doctor
’cause shay couldn’t make it today
he’s a little under the weather
so i’m taking his place
oh, that’s shay with an ak to his face
don’t make me k!ll him too and spray his brains all over the place
i told you shay, you should’ve kept that thang put away
i guess that’ll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
i’m a criminal
[skit]

plinky: aight look
shady rabbit: (uh huh)
plinky: just go up in that motherf+cker
get the motherf+cking money and get the f+ck up outta there
shady rabbit: aight
plinky: i’ll be right here waiting on you
shady rabbit: aight
plinky: yo rabbit
shady rabbit: what?!
plinky: don’t k!ll n0body this time
shady rabbit: awwright. godd+mn, this motherf+cker gets on my f+cking nerves
aha?
how you doin’?
teller: hi, how can i help you?
shady rabbit: yeah i need to make a withdrawal
teller: okay
shady rabbit: put the f+cking money in the bag b+tch and i won’t k!ll you!
teller: what? oh my god, don’t k!ll me
shady rabbit: i’m not gonna k!ll you b+tch, quit looking around
teller: don’t k!ll me, i’ve got two kids at home don’t k!ll me, don’t k!ll me
shady rabbit: i said i’m not gonna f+cking k!ll you
hurry the f+ck up! thank you!

[verse 3]
windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it
so when i rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
so i’ll be disguised in it
and if anybody identifies the guy in it
i’ll hide for five minutes
come back, shoot the eyewitness
fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
die, b+tches, b+st+rds, brats, pets
this puppy’s lucky i didn’t blast his ass yet
if i ever gave a f+ck, i’d shave my nuts
tuck my d+ck in between my legs and cluck
you motherf+cking chickens ain’t brave enough
to say the stuff i say, so just tape it shut
sh+t, half the sh+t i say, i just make it up
to make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
and if it’s not a rapper that i make it as
i’mma be a f+cking rapist in a jason mask

[chorus]
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh+t from no one
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh+t from no one
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh+t from no one
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh+t from no one

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