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shadyturbo - hardcore pokémon rap lyrics

[verse 1]
hi! my name is, shadyturbo
i’m the number one trainer i’m not just an entertainer
i’ll show you up as i beat ya
i’ll leave you charizard
make your burnt ass the feature
last night i took a pikachu
to see that you’re a mimikyu
living in my shadow ball
in your court, whatchu gonna do?
what are you, a slowpoke?
with a team of slow pokes
i’m evolved, i’m a king
you’re more a bro, with no siblings

you must be a liar with that huge nosepass
only thing you magnet pull is brock’s thirsty ass
tell me how it feels that your life was just a flash
i’m ageless, call me ash, rise like moltres, air slash

sipping that fresh water to restore that hp
since i need you to let your guard down, here is the tea
there’s a certain type of wood in your mum right now
you don’t seem a.o.k. but have you seen oak a+round?

[chorus]
i want to be the very best
like no ever was
to catch them is my real test
to train them is my cause
i will travel across the land
searching far and wide
teach pokemon to understand
the power that’s inside
i want to be the very best
like no ever was
to catch them is my real test
to train them is my cause
i will travel across the land
searching far and wide
teach pokemon to understand
the power that’s inside

[verse 2]
hi! my name is, shadyturbo
i’m the very best
like no one ever was
it’s time for you to use rest
but, i’m yawning first
you’re already halfway to death
cause’ this content is cursed
you’re just my shuppet
doing as i say
your girl left you ghosted
left you in the rain
with you she used spit up
these days its swallow
using harden while she gulpin
end with gunk shot, you follow?
yeah your girl has jiggly puffs
she makes my wiggly go tuff
i’m the haunter of your dreams
i’m all around you, double team
i’ll hypnosis you again and a gengar
sh+ts so gastly, got a dark pulse like a larvitar
grounded while i rock this sh+t
egg group: monster as i spit

i don’t need a metronome
yeah i’m looking at mews you complain and moan
“same for me too” now that ain’t quite right
but i’ll take a w underneath the moonlight
you’re pretty oddish while i’m bellossoming
i’m using wrap while you’re using sing
leave you weepinbell as i bellsprout
cause i’m still in my first form before you start to doubt

[bridge]

i’ve not even reached my last form
but i don’t evolve through friendship
or through the norm
i evolve when someone brings the thunder
but that ain’t ya, you bring a disappointing blunder
look yonder and see me at the top
you basic pocket sized monster

you make no splash as you flop, just a load of karp missing the magic
you just go to pokestop, giving up cause you can’t rom hack it
this sh+ts a happy hour, living in a gold rush
make it rain, make your girl have a mountain of blush
pop her cherubi then go celebi+rate
natural cure to what i need, see her shimmering lake
face it i’m the better trainer, i have all that i need
i’ve not even shown my secret weapon, quick attack

[verse 3]
uh, summa+lumma, dooma+lumma, you assuming i’m a human
what i gotta do to get it through to you? i’m red you heathen
innovative not your standard trainer
so that anything you sayin i’m recovering and then i’ll stick it to ya
i’m devastating, more than ever demonstrating
how to give a motherf+cking audience a feeling like i’m team wiping
never losing, and i know the rivals are forever waiting
for the day that they can say i fell off, they’ll be celebrating
cause they know i’m multitalented
did you know i’m at master rank, we know you m+st+rbate (w+nk)
oh he’s too meta, cause i took, made it sick and gross
“it’s not hard, at the top, even now i could kick your arceus”
why be a trainer, when i can already beat the gods?

- shadyturbo lyrics

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