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shaggy 2 dope - 3 rings (fuck off! version) lyrics

(orginal ep version – different lyrics from the riddlebox version)

“is this on?”
“gather round my wealthy friends
and endure the horrifying sights
only your worst nightmares can produce
actual human beings of a deformed nature
come at once
and come and indulge yourself
in our own twisted amus-m-nt of
another’s misfortune
yes, ladies and gentlemen
enter our three ring show of freaks”

[violent j]
ring one, a dung a dung dung
my name’s violent j and i staple my tongue
to the desk in school then i run down the hall
scaring the sh-t out of all y’all b-tches
which is why you don’t invite mine to your parties
just cause i don’t look like everybody
i guess they’re bunch of hotshots
they act like they ain’t never seen a cyclops
and what’s the big deal about my neck
just because now and then i like to let it stretch
up a couple feet to get a better sight
is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
no, so, what’s up with that?
so what if i got another arm growing out of my back
i guess i’m just another freak show thing
and now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing

[2 dope]
ring two, how do you do?
i’m sh-ggy 2 dope, chicken-faced b-tch
“who?”
you don’t try to front, ho
try to play me out just cause i’m an albino
or maybe it’s the sack growing off my neck
but don’t jet baby, heh, not yet
popped out the neden like a pound of lead
doctor blew his back, swole, and dropped me on my head
oh sh-t, i knew it had to f-ck up my circuits
’cause when i was two my momma left me at the circus
abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
like bat boy, hermaphrodites and old man crow
but then i escaped to the ghetto zone
started a crew of my own, motherf-cker, i’m not alone
so don’t be stickin’ your finger in my face, stank
or your stomach might receive a shank from the
3-ring freak

“i certainly hope you’re enjoying yourselves
here at our three ring exhibit
but to be honest i really don’t see
what’s so f-cking funny about it
these f-cking people are real!”

[icp]
ring three, the icp
look if you want but i wouldn’t lay a hand on me
that’s how you get f-cked up
we’ll squeeze your windpipe shut

[violent j]
yo, i’m a nerd, word, i drink thunderbird
i chill with my homies on a crackhouse curb
n0body wanna hang with a freak
who’s clinically dead with no heartbeat

[2 dope]
f-ck that, b-tch, suck that
i was born with a w-ng but i never had a nut sac
just two b-lls hanging with no protection so
i move real careful and slow

[violent j]
you can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
just ’cause my toes curl up like the iron shiek
is that the only reason n0body wanna hang?
f-ck it… i chill with the three ring

[chorus]
three ring a ding a ding ding
people love to point and stare
three ring a ding a ding ding
it’s the same as everywhere
three ring a ding a ding ding
people love to point and stare
three ring a ding a ding ding
it’s the same as everywhere
“well, that’s it
i hope you’re satisfied
i hope you had a good time
you f-cking heartless b-st-rds
you saw what you wanted
so grab your f-cking kids
and that fat flop of sh-t wife of yours
and get the f-ck out of our circus tent
you cold-hearted sons of b-tches
you think they look f-cked up
just wait till i kick your
f-cking lips in a couple times
you’ll be sittin up here like a b-tch
and we’ll laughing at your folded -ss
they’ll call you lumpy
after i done put knots
all over your f-ckin forehead
yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
how’d you like it if i tied your neck in a knot
you f-cking little b-tch
come here, i’ll shove that
f-cking corn dog up your -ss
get the f-ck out of here
show’s f-cking over
get the f-ck out of here
you f-cking heartless b-st-rds”

- shaggy 2 dope lyrics

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