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shaggy 2 dope - bazooka joey lyrics

[intro:]
“this is the story of a man on the edge
who all but lost his way
until one day he discovered in his palms, a rocket launcher!
enjoy this tale of personal rejuvination, redemption and scrubification
as told by the great sh-ggy 2 dope!”

[verse 1:]
grand papi was a world war ii vet
and i found his bazooka set
in the bas-m-nt with a bag of mortars
yeah b-tch, i’m done taking orders!
dragged it outside, tried it out
dropped a sh-ll in and fired it out
across the street into the neighbor’s kitchen
and now half of their house is missin’
f-ck yeah! i grab the rockets
beer truck in the scope, i locked it
blew the wheels off and flipped it twice
i’m realizing with that ‘zook i’m nice

[hook:]
and i’m dancing! (he’s dancing!)
with a god d-mn bazooka! (bazooka joey!)
bazooka! (bazooka joey!)
[2x]

[verse 2:]
i set a hot one right through the doors
and left ’em mangled in a pile of boards
i swear my shoulder is loving the shot
f-cked up an h & r block
i’m blowing new cop cars into stock yards
b-tch this is a bazooka, you not hard!
see the s.w.a.t. team hiding in a limousine
it seems they’re smithereens!
pull out my hair, screaming and laughin’
getting shot at and shooting back and
terrorizing, paralyzing
bazooka baby, electrifying

[hook:]
and i’m dancing! (he’s dancing!)
with a god d-mn bazooka! (bazooka joey!)
bazooka! (bazooka joey!)
[2x]

[verse 3:]
raid vans? you gotta be kiddin’
i’ll take out a tank, i ain’t bullsh-ttin’!
call me the crater creator
drop you like a elevator, big hater
i’ll blow a firetruck smooth in half
(drop your weapon!) all i could do was laugh! (ha ha ha!)
who the f-ck is you all demandin’?
i’ll leave a f-cking ditch where you standin’!
fox news, turn it up loud
i’mma blow the crowd into a mushroom cloud
so tune in before i get shot
bazooka joey blowing up the spot

[hook:]
and i’m dancing! (he’s dancing!)
with a god d-mn bazooka! (bazooka joey!)
bazooka! (bazooka joey!)
[2x]

[interlude:]
“alright, we need to secure the perimeter immediately!
woah, wait a minute!
what is that?
(woah, woah, woah!)
get out of there!
for christ’s sakes, he’s got a godd-mn bazooka!
back the f-ck up!”

[hook:]
and i’m dancing! (he’s dancing!)
with a god d-mn bazooka! (bazooka joey!)
bazooka! (bazooka joey!)
[2x]

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