shane dawson - hello kitty parody lyrics
i am 30 and i wearing a tutu of candy
did i mention that i’m 30?
i went the supercuts and asked them to f+ck my head up
and look what this b+tch did to me
ha ha ha ha, girl you dumb!
i used to make music and dress like a punk
now looks like a blind stylist dressed me
yes, queen you look great!
this video is f+cking racist but it’s ok because i’m paying this asians chicks to dance behind me
(we want to k!ll ourselves)
this is the probably the worst thing i have done in my life and i married that nickelback guy
ew, ew, gross!
did i mention that i’m 30?
yes i’m f+cking 30
and i’m wearing accessories that i got from claire’s
i never smiling cuz on the inside i’m dying
please take me out of my misery
no you have 10 more years
now it’s time for dubstep music
made by a 50 year old white guy
hey isn’t this what the kids like?
they also like when i butcher j+panese
jin+jon+won+chin+won+chon+ding+dong
that means go buy my new song
ding+ding+w+ng+w+ng+ding+ding+ding+chi
that means holy sh+t i’m 30
holy sh+t i’m 30 and i am not married old enough to have babies
oh my god i’m f+cking 30
oh my god i’m 30
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
midlife breakdown
look at me i’m eating sushi
i like to make my eyes all j+panese+y
ding+gon+jow+chi+dong+chi+don+chi
(you f+cking racist b+tch)
sure you can have my new cd
hey there miley, miley
are you jeal+i, jeal+i of my stupid f+cking video?
i made a checklist of all the stupid stuff
you did in yours
and i think we’re tied
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