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shane dawson - help me (e.t. spoof) lyrics

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help me,
he-he-help me
i have a lot of boxes they are really heavy,
i am way too f-cking hot to do any housework
so i get into my car and drive to home depot,
you’re standing outside,
so i yell andalay and you hop into my ri-ide
help me,
he-he-help me
my backyard needs mowing my front yard needs shaving
are you hu-hu-hungry?
well you shouda brought your own food,
none of this is for you
i hired an alien!
cuz i’m a lazy american
he wanted fifty bucks
but i payed him in captain crunch
(haha!)
i think you’ve had enough
“no seriously, you’ve had enough.you’re starting to get fun.”



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