shaydeezus - rap battle 03.04.14 lyrics
[verse 1: shaydeezus]
now i ain’t one to be misogynistic but this sloppy b-tch has got me flippin
pancakes, remember the day? d-mn right you do b-tch, so go to the kitch (where women belong) and get in the fridge, take out some milk, get some eggs, flour and b-tter, follow these steps:
put the flour into a large bowl, make a well in the centre and pour in the milk and eggs. give the liquid mixture a quick whisk before incorporating the flour. continue to whisk until you have a smooth batter
now add 1 tbsp vegetable oil and whisk thoroughly
take a crêpe pan, or large frying pan, dip some kitchen roll in the oil and carefully wipe the inside of the pan. heat the pan over a medium heat for a minute
add just under a ladleful of batter to the pan and immediately start swirling it round the pan to get a nice even layer
cook the pancake for approximately 30-40 seconds. use a palette knife to lift the pancake carefully to look at the underside to check it is golden-brown before turning over. cook the other side for approx 30-40 seconds and transfer to a serving plate
eat those things, f-ck your waffles because tbh, they just taste awful
[verse 2: toxicallytrill]
notice, how none of this sh-t even rhymes
slaggy f-g, you wasted your own time
go take some of your own advice
make a pancake and instead of b-tter and milk
pour some liquid -rs-nic, in the f-cking cake mix
my shooters a hit you with the cl!ck cl!ck
but first i’ll f-cking fight the b-tch
after i’m done, i’ll vine the vid
and tweet about how i “ooh k!lled it”
get on tumblr and tell everybody
about the time you had a couple of naughty
thoughts about nappy when you saw his shirtless body
and you had dreams of giving him sloppy
top. wanted to put your mouth where he potties
and one more thing b-tch
ur a f-cking plagiarist
[verse 3: shaydeezus]
that one was a warm up, warning this b-tch she about to get torn up
insulting pancakes on the a shrove tuesday? that sh-t’s self hatred, like a swastika on a jew’s face
and that’s a shout out to gigi, and this rap’s so good you could put it on a cd
i see this ho clearly like a pr0no on my tv
b-tch i slap a b-tch right now, d-mn just call me breezy
breezing past the compet-tion gaining points, in this melee
got a 44 aimed at you and start heavy shooting, while i’m f-cking a c-nt-ry in her -ss — call me vlad putin
get it? in crimea, i’m k!llin ya, words are weapons, i’m first your second
here’s a finger watch me beckon, leave you bl–dy like a period when you come on overy-a
i’m a british warrior stabbing hoes, so just call me bod-ssia
[verse 4: toxicallytrill]
i’m a f-cking walking paradox
shady came up short, call him yawk yawk
brits are out of style, call them croc crocs (no diss to mbg and savvy doe)
sop fronting ur a virgin. ur your own c-ckblock
my n-gga’s a take you out , leave you sh-ll shocked
i got shooters from chiraq, and that’s word to flytendencies
we could have been friends, gotta rek you like we’re enemies
you f-cked up kid, now it’s time to pay the fees
no time to beg and bid and plead
should have though about that before disrespecting me
bang bang, onomatopoeia
leave you leaking like diarrhea
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